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Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 4:33 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Just discovered Apples in Stereo recently (thanks, Sky.fm radio) and have been enjoying their 2010 album Travelers in Space and Time. Dance Floor is probably their most accessible song. It's good, really good.


Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 8:46 pm
by Dinsdale
Two things:

1) About as gay as everything else you listen to.

2) Looks like Smackaholic is responsible for their equipment setup.

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:02 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Why are they wearing those ridiculous looking blast goggles?
Was the flying jizz hazard a serious concern in that studio?
:?

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:04 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
P.S. ~ that was awful


C'mon Screwey. Don't give Sam this ammo.

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 1:07 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
"Starbucks Rock"

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sun May 24, 2015 7:11 pm
by Carson
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:"Starbucks Rock"
:applause:

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:03 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Papa Willie wrote:...the very worst of 80's synth poop.
No. It's worse.


Look...I "get" twee dream-pop, (I just spent the afternoon gardening while listening to Luna) I really do, but this bearded skinny jeans nonsense just needs to come to a full stop, like...NOW.

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 12:56 am
by Screw_Michigan
"Twee dream pop?"

Belle and Sebastian is twee, and great twee, at that. Apples in stereo = not twee.

How do you define "twee," comrade?

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 1:50 am
by Joe in PB
I thought it was a joke....then realized it wasn't. Ole' boy sounds like his balls are being pinched in a pair of vice grips.

More jug & washboard please.....

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 8:17 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Joe in PB wrote:Ole' boy sounds like his balls are being pinched in a pair of vice grips.
You see, the problem isn't the high-pitch singing...it's the fact that he probably, naturally sings in a lower register, but chooses to sing in a faggy whisper.
They're not gay...I could forgive that. You are what you're born. The sin is in striving for gayness. They actually make a conscious effort to emasculate their sound.

Do you follow?

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 8:20 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Their aim is squarely at the "young female iTunes market".

Keep the libido in check and try not to sound lasciviously threatening.

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Mon May 25, 2015 8:21 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Papa Willie wrote: I shall not be a part of this.
Too late. There's no way out but forward.

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Tue May 26, 2015 1:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Why are they wearing those ridiculous looking blast goggles?
Was the flying jizz hazard a serious concern in that studio?
:?
California's trying to pass a law to make goggles mandatory in porno films. That's just so wrong.

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Wed May 27, 2015 5:50 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Goober McTuber wrote:
California's trying to pass a law to make goggles mandatory in porno films. That's just so wrong.

Goggles McTuber

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 4:13 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Screwey, tell you what...

If you want, I'll offer you a one-time amnesty deal and delete this thread... and we can all act like this never happened. This thread didn't happen. This band never happened.

~poof~

GONE!


I can make this happen...just say the word, bro...

Re: Apples in Stereo

Posted: Sun May 31, 2015 8:33 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I think that's an amicable solution.

It never happened...

...never happened...

...never happened...

...never happened...

...never happened...