I met a paranoid schizophrenic yesterday

[poptart]

A grandfatherly man gave me a "hello" and said few things to me in English as I was at the post office a couple of weeks ago.
He was walking with a cane and looked a bit beaten down.
He knew some English, so I gave him English Gospel material -- and Korean as well.
Contact #s for both myself and my wife were on the info.

He called my wife and so we met him yesterday.

It turns out he was at the post office in my city that day, but he actually lives about an hour away.
He's somewhat of a gimp, but he came that far to see us and said that he was very excited about the meeting.

But he's a schizoid man.

He has a lot of little scars and marks on his arms and legs, and I assumed they were from hospital work -- IVs, etc.
But he said the scars and marks are there because secret people are shooting him with lasers.
Like he'll be out walking somewhere and someone will start shooting him.
And large vehicles sometimes come by -- where people are monitoring him and watching him.
He can see that the vehicles are following him.

He says he learned some important government secrets and made a mistake of talking about some of them online.
So he steers clear of the interweb these days, just so he isn't tempted to spill some beans he should not spill.

He knows things.

And big people don't want him talking.
So he sometimes gets lasered, or stalked, etc.

And the big people didn't even want him to meet with my wife and I.
So the night before he met us, someone was holding him down and choking him in his bed at night.
Thought he was going to die.
But he did survive that.


Bottom line: He didn't want to come out of his problem when he met us.


He will probably call my wife again...



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[R-Jack]

Did you ask him about 9/11, crop circles, and recording chord progressions?

[poptart]

I didn't, but at our next meeting I will probably give him a link to T1B.





:wink:

[Goober McTuber]

[mvscal]

I didn't, but at our next meeting I will probably give him a link to T1B.





:wink:

You should probably screen him for his opinions on gay marriage, the Confederate flag and anthropogenic climate change first.

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

He will probably call my wife again...

Will there be a 3-way PET?

Irie wants to know...

[poptart]

I didn't, but at our next meeting I will probably give him a link to T1B.





:wink:

You should probably screen him for his opinions on gay marriage, the Confederate flag and anthropogenic climate change first.

I might ask him next time if he knows about Jade Helm.

[Dinsdale]

A guy who talks to an invisible man in the sky so much that he moved to the other side of the world to tell others about the invisible man in the sky decided that someone is crazy.

That's cute.

[Derron]

Contact #s for both myself and my wife were on the info.

He called my wife and so we met him yesterday.

But he's a schizoid man.

He will probably call my wife again...

So taking into consideration the previous statements...

How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ?

Brilliant move, and then posting on here about is even more priceless. May the Force be with you,you are going to need it someday. Please put the url to this place in your ICE numbers so we will know your fate.

The only thing more special than being stupid is telling random people how stupid you are.

[poptart]

How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ?

Working well.

With all due respect, your strange post has me wondering if you are not a paranoid schizophrenic.





Black helicopters incoming, Derron!!!

[MgoBlue-LightSpecial]

How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ?

'tart is just doing the Lord's work. If his head winds up in a chest freezer in some crazy gook's tenement, then that was God's will.

Remember, he works in mysterious ways...

[Diego in Seattle]

How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ?

[poptart]

'tart is just doing the Lord's work. If his head winds up in a chest freezer in some crazy gook's tenement, then that was God's will.

Remember, he works in mysterious ways...

Mgo gets it.

My new policy is going to be -----> with every phone number of mine that I pass out, I will also pass out the T1B url.

Whatever sordid, gruesome things may befall me, may they be fully documented by the yellow-skinned perpetrator on this here board -- for your entertainment.


yw

[Left Seater]

I met a paranoid schizophrenic yesterday

How is LTS in person and why was he over there?

[poptart]

He still hasn't gotten his little guitar performance together, has he?



#loser

[Roger_the_Shrubber]

How is that handing out your phone number to random people and then meeting with them working out ?

I love you too, DiS.

PS - Go fuck yourself. I mean that in the nicest way though.......