Papa Willie On The Loose In New Jersey!

[Diego in Seattle]

Serial poop smearer on the loose in Ridgewood

RIDGEWOOD — Village police are asking for the public's help in identifying a young man who has taken to smearing excrement on the walls of local businesses.

In a statement released Friday, Ridgewood cops said an unidentified white male, about 5-foot-10 with short blonde hair, wearing shorts and a t-shirt, on June 20 went into the bathroom of a service station on Goffle Road.

The vandal "wiped excrement on the walls, floor and toilet" before leaving in a white van, police said.

It's the fourth such incident to occur in the last week at a Ridgewood business.

Anyone who can identify the smear-master, believed to be between the ages of 19 and 25, is asked to call detectives at 201-251-4536.

http://www.nj.com/bergen/index.ssf/2015 ... on_article

[Dinsdale]

white male, about 5-foot-10 with short blonde hair, wearing shorts and a t-shirt

Why are you so obsessed with his body? It's creepy.

[atmdad]

wonder if he is related to Ana-Ng?

[Goober McTuber]

I wonder if you're related to Sirfuckafist.

[Shlomart Ben Yisrael]

...advised video cameras/recorders in the shitters...

"no expectation of privacy here"

As shitty as it sounds, I'm surprised your employer wasn't sued.

[smackaholic]

Am I the only one that was expecting a Chris' christie thread?

[Diego in Seattle]

Am I the only one that was expecting a Chris' christie thread?

This is pretty close...Christie is spreading a bunch of shit as well...

[Joe in PB]

Am I the only one that was expecting a Chris' christie thread?

Am I the only one that was expecting a Chris' christie thread?

This is pretty close...Christie is spreading a bunch of shit as well...

[atmdad]

I wonder if you're related to Sirfuckafist.

Why no.

Do you have any relations with this guy?

[Goober McTuber]