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Screw_Michigan wrote: Democrats are the REAL racists.
Softball Bat wrote: Is your anus quivering?
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Fuck sneaker, huh. Hmm, we might be able to work with that.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:I'd imagine Moving Sale's Christmas/Kwaaanzaa/Festivus tree is similarly decorated...
Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Fri Apr 05, 2019 4:39 pmUnlike you tards, I actually have functioning tastebuds and a refined pallet.
mvscal wrote:
Fuck sneaker, huh. Hmm, we might be able to work with that.
"Marty, you vapid, cum speckled fuck sneaker."
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:mvscal wrote:
Fuck sneaker, huh. Hmm, we might be able to work with that.
"Marty, you vapid, cum speckled fuck sneaker."
Okay, I see what you're saying...
Give a midget a fish and he'll eat for a day.
Teach a midget to fish and he'll eat fish for a lifetime...because the game warden will think he's a juvenile, not requiring of a fishing license.
Hmmm...sage words...
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
PORTLAND, Ore. -- It all started one night at Colonel Summers Park in Southeast Portland.
Alex, who asked we not use his full name, says he was hanging out with some friends minding his own business when he was approached by a woman.
"This lady in a Mini Cooper comes down the block and pulls over next to us," Alex recalled.
Alex says the woman called him over then pulled something from her trunk.
"She hands me this box. I look inside the box, and, 'I'm like, oh gosh that's a bunch of adult sex toys,'" Alex said.
It's not every day that a strange woman hands Alex a box full of sex toys, so he tried to get some more information from her but she remained cryptic.
"I asked her who she was. All she said is she is the adult sex toy fairy," Alex said.
She just told Alex to leave them around town, presumably as a big joke. He says he tossed a few into the power lines near the park.
Alex didn't think much of it, until he started seeing our reports, and realized he wasn't the only one that fairy visited.
Now the story has gone well beyond Portland.
Since then crews have taken the toys down. Alex says he apologizes for anyone who may have been offended, but if that fairy comes by again, he wouldn't change a thing.
