Y'all should have been around in 2000, when SCIII used IRC(Internet Relay Chat) to talk with each other. Only slightly less complicated than quantum physics. The channels marked by #. One channel, and a guy from there who would come in and chat with TheArtist, ppanther, Dit, myself, etc., was a guy named horseman. The channel he came from, and ran, was #horsesex.
I shit you not.
And yes, we all piled in there, and it was....just that. A chat room for guys who screwed horses.
So if a dude wants to fuck an alligator......he should still be taken out and shot, simply for being a primitive screwhead.( heya Ash) As should all morons that have sex with animals. And as I have stated before, please,...PLEASE stay away from Florida. We are weirdos and pervs and psychos and violent and it's a bad place. Stay away. Kinda like Mordor. Death awaits you all, with sharp nasty teeth.
Please.
No, really. Florida is closed. Go away. Stay away. Don't come here. We obviously suck as a state, so...borders now closed.
We will struggle along without you. Ignore us. I PROMISE!!!!!!!!, we WILL return the favor.
Have fun eating snow(if there is any) and the rest of the country has all it needs without us. Tons of water, food, etc.
what's funny is, if Florida started charging all non-Floridians $1000 to just pass the state lines, the amount of people lining up to pay, would be Legion!
But, you are all correct. We suck. So please, go to.....North Dakota. Or Montana. It's a cattleman's paradise as I hear. Idaho!!!!!!! Now THERE is a vacation spot. Why, we here in piss poor sad old Floriduh DREAM about moving to....New Mexico, or the entire southwest. Lots of sand, errr...land! Tons of water per every 3000 sq. miles. 2 tons, but hell! It's tons! And lush green fields of fairways and gree...., I mean, wheat and vegetables. The desert variety. 1/2 lb of wheat per capita yearly. And, who needs a strong toilet flush?
So, to the rest of the contiguous, we apologize, and we formally secede from the U.S., as it is best for all the rest of you.
We schmuck cracker retards will struggle and no longer be a burden to you.
Stay away. I BEG you!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Go fuck yourselves
PS - Deadly serious. We do not want the rest of you that think like BSmack and DiS etc., coming here anymore. Ever. We don't need/want you.
PPS - Be proud yer a rebel cause the South's gonna do it again.....and again - CD
