Cal wins NFL's triplets competition...

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Cal wins NFL's triplets competition...

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You know who we are...










Triplets U National Championship: Cal cleans up in easy sweep







No. 1 Cal defeats No. 1 Georgia -- 12-0






Aaron Rodgers, Marshawn Lynch and DeSean Jackson
VS.
Matthew Stafford, Todd Gurley and A.J. Green




Michael Silver: Cal. The Bear does not quit. The Bear will not die. And the Bear will not lose to Georgia or anyone else when it comes to a discussion of transcendent trios. Cal has the NFL's best quarterback and the NFL's best running back ... and Jackson is close enough to Green to make this, too, a lopsided triumph. You know what? You're all lucky Tony Gonzalez retired; otherwise, it would have been uglier. Now, Cal fans, let's do what we do best: Meet me at Henry's -- the first round's on me.

Daniel Jeremiah: Cal. This one could go either way. I love the Georgia trio, but the Dawgs come up just a little bit short against the top quarterback in the NFL.

Gil Brandt: Cal. Stafford and Green together have accounted for fewer total offensive yards (27,169) than Rodgers has by himself (30,408).

Marc Sessler: Cal. Rodgers has accomplished plenty in his career, but this tops it all: crowned king as the quarterback of a three-on-three tournament absent defensive players. Whatever happens with the Packers this season looms as deeply underwhelming icing on the cake. This is Aa-Rod's mountaintop.

Colleen Wolfe: Cal. The favorite wins the championship! The parade will be B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Too bad for Georgia, which winds up wasting some insane catches by Green.


Charles Davis: Cal. Rodgers' accuracy and penchant for seeing and making the kinds of throws that rip the hearts out of his opponents ... that wins it for Cal. It doesn't hurt to have Lynch softening up defenses with his body-blow runs. As for Jackson? He adds spice to the Bears' win in this title tilt.

Dave Dameshek: Cal. While I might be more excited than anyone outside Georgia or St. Louis to see what Gurley can do in the NFL, I have to make the responsible choice here and go with the Cal trio. Beast Mode is one of the two or three best runners around, D-Jax is no slouch and Rodgers is the best player on the planet. Bears = Golden.

Charley Casserly: Cal. Rodgers and Lynch outweigh the edge Georgia has at receiver.

Chase Goodbread: Cal. The Bears are rock-solid across the board. Meanwhile, Georgia can only be carried so far with a running back who hasn't yet toted the football on the NFL level.

Conor Orr: Cal. I'll take Cal, because there's too much uncertainty on Georgia's side -- and because Aaron Rodgers is Aaron Rodgers.

Mike Huguenin: Cal. Green gets the nod over Jackson, but Rodgers and Lynch each win their matchups, and the Golden Bears are indeed golden.

Marcas Grant: Cal. ROLL ON YOU BEAAAAARS! The most dominant squad in this tourney dominates on the way to the title. Only the matchup between Jackson and Green is close.



http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap300000 ... easy-sweep





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Jsc810 wrote:Oh, so that explains all the championships that Cal has won lately.
Sudden Sam wrote:If only they could win something on the field...


Look kids... you could combine LSU and Alabama...and they still wouldn't come close to the National Championships "Cal" has fielded in sports, let alone the academic field.



In its history, Cal has now claimed 89 national team titles in 15 different sports and has 283 individual (172), crew (51), swimming relay (43), tennis doubles (14) and track relay (3) national champions. In all, Golden Bear student-athletes have won 172 individual national titles while competing in boxing, men's and women's track & field, men's and women's tennis, men's gymnastics, men's and women's swimming, and men's and women's golf.

Since its first national championship in 1920 (football team), Cal has had at least one national champion (either team, individual, crew, tennis doubles or relay) in 80 of 95 years. And, the Bears have had at least one national champion every year since the 1973-74 season (1973 men's water polo team), making it 42 straight years of national champions at Cal.

http://www.calbears.com/ViewArticle.dbm ... =208216519




Less then 1% of all the high school students in the United States have the grades to "possible" attend the Univ. of California. These odds diminish greatly if you can not provide a well written "personal statement"... aka "essay".

https://www.apstudynotes.org/uc-berkeley/


That being said, I spent one year at the Univ. of California before deciding to leave and start my own business which I still run today, albeit on a much more hands off approach due to the quality of people I've hired.

Over the last 5 years... I've been dealing in venture capital with the tards that now inhabit the financial dist, the mission district, and silicon valley. I've never come across a more socially "inept" group of people in my life. I literally had to sit down with one of the engineers and tell him... if "x" has anything he'd like to say... tell him to stop for a minute and then write down what is on his mind for the next two minutes and present it to the team.

I felt like I was "babysitting" a bunch of retards... much like posting on this bored.






In conclusion,


I'm surrounded by tards when I come on this bored... and when I say come... I really mean cum.







Sincerely,


Have a great day... and go fuck yourselves.









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Jsc810 wrote:You admit to being a college drop out and I don't think you ever were even admitted to Cal, much less attended classes there.
^^^ this

Now he claims to be a venture capitalist. Pathological liars can't stop lying and making up more shit as time continues.
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Not even top three in the Pac 12. Of course, a certain school in Baton Rouge wouldn't be either.
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schmick wrote:
Jsc810 wrote:You admit to being a college drop out and I don't think you ever were even admitted to Cal, much less attended classes there.

And like you, Cal can claim all sorts of shit that simply isn't true, like "Cal has now claimed 89 national team titles."

According to the NCAA, Cal's claim of 89 national team titles is bullshit. You can look at the list on that page, or you can click on the references at the bottom of the page which will take you directly to a pdf file published by the NCAA. In both places, you will see a certain university located in Baton Rouge ranked higher than Cal.

USC #1 in Men's sports


Just imagine... if usc had to produce grades... for their "so called" student athletes ???



Too funny.
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[quote crew (51), swimming relay (43), tennis doubles (14) and track relay (3) national champions.][/quote]

Say it aint so.....Cal has national championships in relay races. Wait is this a cub scout picnic? How many 3 legged races and potato sack championships does Cal have? What's next you guys are going to venture into the world of competitive eating?
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Well it's not like they can claim any :bode: on the football field right...?

cue Toolio inserting the long TD run by Brenden Bigelow...he's tearing up the NFL right?

then add to that the fucking 52-34 ass beating they got with OSU's back up QB...with the time change...

I mean laughable is the Cal football program...
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