T1B

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:02 am**

Just pray to whatever heathen g0d you believe in that it takes out the following: mstoolio, Ped0 in Seattle, and LTard2. My shit poster list will thank you... and less voters for Clinton and Sanders with the overall death toll.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:06 am**

4.5 in Fontana this morning.
3.0 in SLO. Not quite strong enough to drop Moving Sale into the Pacific.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:23 am**

Mikey wrote:4.5 in Fontana this morning.
3.0 in SLO. Not quite strong enough to drop Moving Sale into the Pacific.

In other words, those are Earth farts. Nothing to see here. Well Mikey, one can only hope. :wink:

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:38 am**

There's a fine line here, between just big enough and too big.

I don't mind a little shaking but I don't want to be any closer to the beach.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:39 am**

I can't believe I get to live rent-free in such a spacious empty place!

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 10:52 am**

I'll be in... I dunno. But I won't be Out West... Virginia, maybe, so bring it on. As long as the house is still standing and I have a place to sleep, and there's at least one bridge over the Willamette left, I'm good.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 11:14 am**

Dinsdale wrote:Virginia, maybe

What part?

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 1:42 pm**

Atomic Punk wrote:LTard2

He's praying for it too...

...so he doesn't have to follow through on the guitar challenge.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 2:43 pm**

Dinsdale wrote: and there's at least one bridge over the Willamette left, I'm good.

It will likely be the light rail as the only thing left. Oh and the bike lane as well.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 3:11 pm**

Hey 88, hope your procedure shows no polyps or anything not nice inside. Did you have to drink a tanker truck full of that vile crap Go Lightly?

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:33 pm**

Left Seater wrote:
Dinsdale wrote: and there's at least one bridge over the Willamette left, I'm good.
It will likely be the light rail as the only thing left. Oh and the bike lane as well.

The light rail goes over a car bridge (the Steele). But if the other bridges fail, then the loons on the city council might come to their senses and open that high dollar brand-spankin new bridge to... cars, like every other car bridge in the US.

So very Portland -- build a new car bridge (first one in 44 years), and close it to cars. You can't make this shit up.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 7:34 pm**

Smackie Chan wrote:
Dinsdale wrote:Virginia, maybe
What part?

Somewhere on the outskirts of Richmond, I think.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:32 pm**

You know goddamn well that if there was just one fukking bridge left into portland, it would have at least 1 bike lane, going each direction. Anything left over, might be open to autos.

Posted: **Sun Jul 26, 2015 8:50 pm**

California is so beautiful and incredible and sports winningly wonderful that no quake would dare defile it by shaking more than a 4.5.

/s/
The State

Posted: **Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:07 am**

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Atomic Punk wrote:LTard2
He's praying for it too...

...so he doesn't have to follow through on the guitar challenge.

Unlike the "Q (insert your n0g name)"... I'm not praying for him.

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 5:22 am**

Is Springfield, MO "out west"?

If not, I'm good.

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:59 am**

So, capt ahab, you been on this roadie for a while now. Have you Harpooned the great white whale yet? Or maybe even a brown one?

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 9:18 pm**

smackaholic wrote:Have you Harpooned the great white whale yet?

Go Dins, GO!

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 10:07 pm**

Dinsdale wrote:
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Have you Harpooned the great white whale yet?

Go Dins, GO!

Posted: **Tue Aug 11, 2015 11:26 pm**

88, you better not be right. My son is in northern, Ca for the summer. I will kill you if he gets hurt.

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2015 12:11 am**

smackaholic wrote:So, capt ahab, you been on this roadie for a while now. Have you Harpooned the great white whale yet? Or maybe even a brown one?

Work, sleep, work, sleep, travel, work, sleep.

That pretty much sums my trip up so far.

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2015 3:27 pm**

88 wrote:The bad shit in my dreams is mostly centered in Oakland. But San Fran gets pretty fubared too.

I would think that even an earfquake would know better than to go into Oakland.

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2015 4:26 pm**

smackaholic wrote:So, capt ahab, you been on this roadie for a while now. Have you Harpooned the great white whale yet? Or maybe even a brown one?

You seem overly concerned with Dinsdale's sex life. It's kind of creepy.

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:26 pm**

My son is in Santa Clara, so hopefully we're good. You better hope so.

Posted: **Wed Aug 12, 2015 5:29 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote: You seem overly concerned with Dinsdale's sex life. It's kind of creepy.

Says old dude that waxes......and tells about it on the interwebs.

Face it, a good dose of creepy is a basic requirement to hang around this sordid clambake for moe than 10 minutes.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 12:47 pm**

You know, I try to give you guys the benefit of my vast experience and share some grooming tips, and you want to turn it into something dirty. Ungrateful bastards.

Posted: **Thu Aug 20, 2015 10:25 pm**

Going in for an "88" tomorrow morning.

This clear liquid diet is driving me up a wall, and giving me a fucked up splitting headache. Can't wait for phase 2 tonight.

Hope I don't have any earthquake dreams, either.

Posted: **Thu Aug 20, 2015 11:47 pm**

I'm getting the roto rooter job 2 weeks from tomorrow. This will be my second. The first one was.....the best nap I ever had. This time they going in from both ends to see how things are at the other end of the tunnel.

I guess this is what chip would call "a slow week".

When I go in, I should tell him I am boys with their patron saint, chip. Maybe get the family discount?

So, chip, how many gastrointestinal procedures do you have named after you?

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2015 12:13 pm**

if anyone feels like they need a second opinion feel free to holler :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2015 7:54 pm**

Or Dr. Crookfinger for that matter?

What up D?

Posted: **Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:06 pm**

DiT wrote:if anyone feels like they need a second opinion feel free to holler :twisted:

I went to a psychiatrist and he told me I was crazy. I told him I wanted to get a second opinion. He said alright I think you're ugly too

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:02 am**

Ok, so my other son is visiting the bay area. So, both my boys are up there.

This thing can't happen for another couple weeks until both are home.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:20 am**

My mom was living in Cupertino when the Loma Prieta quake happened. A lot of stuff in her condo was damaged but at least she didn't get crushed by a freeway.

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 2:42 am**

Is your mom a liberal loser too?

Posted: **Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:51 pm**

trev wrote:Is your mom a liberal loser too?

She's dead.

But she accomplished a lot more than your kids' mom ever will.

Posted: **Mon Aug 24, 2015 12:49 pm**

Jsc810 wrote:One way or another, we are all going to go thru medical shit. You can do it any number of ways, I choose to laugh and have a good time, high fiving nurses as I get wheeled into the OR and all the other things.

The last surgery I had was the knee replacement. I remember they were prepping me, had the IV in, meds starting to take effect. The nurse said she was going to insert the catheter. As she lifted my hospital gown I said, "Now you're going to feel a little prick".

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:26 pm**

Mikey wrote:
trev wrote:Is your mom a liberal loser too?

She's dead.

But she accomplished a lot more than your kids' mom ever will.

I don't think so. She raised you, which was a near total fail.

Posted: **Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:35 pm**

trev wrote:
Mikey wrote:
trev wrote:Is your mom a liberal loser too?

She's dead.

But she accomplished a lot more than your kids' mom ever will.
I don't think so. She raised you, which was a near total fail.

Hey! Whoa!!

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2015 12:53 am**

trev seems perturbed... this is probably the wrong time to ask her to bake cookies.

Get well, madame.

Because if you won't bake cookies, someone is bound to ask for brownies.

I prefer mine with nuts.

Posted: **Wed Aug 26, 2015 1:29 am**

War Wagon wrote:trev seems perturbed... this is probably the wrong time to ask her to bake cookies.

Get well, madame.

Because if you won't bake cookies, someone is bound to ask for brownies.

I prefer mine with nuts.

Do you prefer them waxed as well?

~sin,

Goobs

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