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I'm channeling my inner Sirfindafold here:

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired, arrive on the scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone.

"Hello, Sarge."

"Yeah?"

"It looks like we have a homicide here."

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest yet?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet."

Rooster wrote:I'm channeling my inner Sirfindafold here

Most of us are happy not even having an inner Sirfindafold.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Rooster wrote:I'm channeling my inner Sirfindafold here

Most of us are happy not even having an inner Sirfindafold.

Most of us wouldn't admit it if we did.

Rooster wrote:I'm channeling my inner Sirfindafold here:

Does your large intestine have the day off?

I have an inner sirfindafold, but, medication keeps it under control....most of the time.

Rooster wrote:my inner Sirfindafold

Get out of here, ghost. Get out of here, and don't you dare turn around and come back, for if you do, all the armies of my boot will kick you in the teeth, and you will be cast up and thrown in the dirt and thrust back to Perdition!