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Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:00 pm
by Mikey
Or more accurately, LA, would you find anybody who would seriously buy this.



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PS
AP...please ignore. I know that anybody with an internet connection has already seen it.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:39 pm
by Wolfman
Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 5:55 pm
by R-Jack
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
Jesus Christ.....shut up

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:01 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Give Wolftard some credit, at least he didn't link the asparagus water to some sort of Hillary Clinton conspiracy.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:08 pm
by R-Jack
Screw_Michigan wrote:Give Wolftard some credit, at least he didn't link the asparagus water to some sort of Hillary Clinton conspiracy.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:24 pm
by Mikey
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
Probably. If not in a bottle, at least in a can.

:xxxl:

Would you like me to ship you some?

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:26 pm
by Goober McTuber
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
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Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 6:53 pm
by Mikey
I think Wolfie's getting desperate for a quick Alzheimer's cure.

Prolly need one of these too.

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Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:39 pm
by Wolfman
Jesus Christ.....shut up

Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 10:20 pm
by Mikey
We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.

It would probably have no problem with dead babies.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:02 am
by Y2K
Mikey wrote:We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.

It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
HOLY SHIT!
You have a Vitamix?

When you die can I have it? I've always wanted one of those damn things, all I have is a stupid blender.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:28 am
by smackaholic
I wonder how a bassmatic would do with uhhh, you know.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:44 am
by Mikey
Y2K wrote:
Mikey wrote:We got one last year, and it works great for fruit smoothies, blended margaritas, hollandaise and pesto.

It would probably have no problem with dead babies.
HOLY SHIT!
You have a Vitamix?

When you die can I have it? I've always wanted one of those damn things, all I have is a stupid blender.
Sorry, I think my kids are going to claim it.

Family gave it to me for my birthday last year. I'm pretty sure they just wanted to have one.

I think it has like a 2 HP motor. Definitely beats the shit out of the 25 y.o. Osterizer with a leaky gasket.

I actually tripped the overheat protection once. I think I was trying to make a big batch of hummus or something that was pretty thick.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 12:53 am
by BarFlie
what's good about drinking that stuff is your piss doesn't smell like asparagas in the morning

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:17 am
by R-Jack
Wolfman wrote:Jesus Christ.....shut up

Why? I saw somewhere that they are available. You in the market for some parts for your "research" that will cure everything? If you have a Lamborghini to trade, I heard you could get a lot.
We get it you angry old coot. Your life now mirrors the 14 or 15 actual fans of MLB teams in Florida. Equal parts saddened and disgusted by what you see out there, taking solace in the fact you only have seven more weeks to endure it.

Everyone is aware, so save shitting your pants everywhere for when you fumble through your daily chores Methuselah.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:35 am
by Wolfman
I just got a better idea. They could grind up the remains of this useless "fetal tissue" and make it into Soylent Pink to feed the homeless. The profits could go to increasing options for "Women's Health" because there are so few of them available. That's the ticket.

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Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:35 am
by trev
No blender is worth $400.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:23 am
by poptart
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Just add water

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 2:43 pm
by Mikey
trev wrote:No blender is worth $400.
Are you kidding? This is so much more than just a blender.

A few of the things you can us it for:

Blender
Food Processor
Ice Cream Maker
Hair Dryer
Pencil Sharpener
Finger/Toe Nail Clipper
Chipper/Shredder
Cement Mixer
Cotton Gin
Road Grader
Cat Repellent
Dead Baby Liquefier

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:10 pm
by Left Seater
trev wrote:No blender is worth $400.
You would be wrong.


The wood chipping setting is my favorite.

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:54 pm
by BSmack
schmick wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
only black ones, they abort those lil fuckers at wholesale rate.
Where do you think baby back ribs come from?

Re: Only in California

Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:32 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:
schmick wrote:
Wolfman wrote:Can you get baby----errrr---fetus parts in a bottle too?
only black ones, they abort those lil fuckers at wholesale rate.
Where do you think baby back ribs come from?
Did you mean baby black ribs?

Re: Only in California

Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 12:23 am
by BSmack
Racist