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Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:15 am**

Here's the ultimate (wireless) solution for the predicament you're in:

Q: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
A: Practice.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:40 am**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Q: How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
A: Practice.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 10:57 am**

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:44 pm**

Whatever he won is just a second income on top of his competitive bearding $$$.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 7:45 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:He can't play a guitar. At all.

Felcho or Rod "Windhammer"?

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:21 pm**

Thanks, but I certainly don't do air guitar. I've been playing seriously for many years, and having listened to willers' blues attempt I can assure you I'm way beyond his rote approach to cliches and boring "shred" licks. However, the idea of offering a performance for the judgement of a bunch of tedious morons who insist 9/11 was not an inside job, or that Reagan was somehow a great president, is a foul joke.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:23 pm**

Nice white flag.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:29 pm**

LTS TRN 2 wrote:...the idea of offering a performance...is a foul joke.

I see. So you're going all-in "bitch-ass".

You chicken-hearted coward.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 8:42 pm**

Come on now, Nick has been a fraud from day 1. The first time he posits or posts an original thought, it will be...well, the first time.

Still, he's an entertaing little tardling that is fun to piñata around.

Keep on ~~lying~~ trying Nicky, that hole your digging just gets deeper and deeper!

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:09 pm**

LTS TRN 2 wrote: However, the idea of offering a performance for the judgement of a bunch of tedious morons who insist 9/11 was not an inside job, or that Reagan was somehow a great president, is a foul joke.

That's all well and good.....except for the fact that you said you would, and your only hangup was figuring out how to get it online.

Posted: **Thu Aug 13, 2015 11:25 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:Nice white flag.

You did him a disservice. That wasn't just a "nice" white flag, it was one of the most profound, pure, unadulterated, precise examples of a white flag. It is a standard setting white flag. A Merriam Webster erection causing white flag. A white flag that the French would sorely covet.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:53 am**

Yes indeed, there has been no more exquisite form of French surrender than LTS has turned up his yellow belly in a bitch-begging, piss trickling trail of pathetic and sad surrender.

Cue Cheap Trick...

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:27 am**

First off, Rack The Seer

Secondly....

Jay in Phoenix wrote:
Cue Cheap Trick...

works for me, saw them 6 weeks ago and they are still fantastic.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:42 am**

Sudden Sam wrote:
LTS TRN 2 wrote: I've been playing seriously for many years, and having listened to willers' blues attempt I can assure you I'm way beyond his rote approach to cliches and boring "shred" licks. However, the idea of offering a performance for the judgement of a bunch of tedious morons who insist 9/11 was not an inside job, or that Reagan was somehow a great president, is a foul joke.
Cool.

I'd like to announce that I can play guitar a helluva lot better than Spray. As a matter of fact, PW just plain sucks.

As do the following, all of whom I am far better than: Jimmy Page, Eric Johnson, Kim Simmonds, John Fahey, Albert King, and the late fraud, Stevie Ray Vaughn.

What about the late Van?

Sin,

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:57 am**

Diego in Seattle wrote: What about the late Van?

Sin,

:cry:

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:26 pm**

I don't often play guitar, but when I do, it makes pack de Lucia look like a bad county fair pink Floyd cover band dude. Anyone got that vid?

I would give a demo, but my time is far to valuable to entertain you cretins.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 12:38 pm**

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:10 pm**

^^^^That video is a digital acid trip.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 1:35 pm**

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 4:36 pm**

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:38 pm**

Are you blinded by cholesterol tears? Of course it's fucking Gumby.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:51 pm**

Yes. It's Gumby.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:04 pm**

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Yes. It's Gumby.

Dammit!

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:08 pm**

Come on 'Spray...it's fairly obvious even at first glance that it's Gumby.

More importantly, the GIF represents you rejecting WND HMR 2's dodging of the issue...that he came at you and your talent hard...and hasn't brought any game to the table to back up his inflated boast.

Posted: **Fri Aug 14, 2015 11:34 pm**

smackaholic wrote:I don't often play guitar, but when I do, it makes pack de Lucia look like a bad county fair pink Floyd cover band dude. Anyone got that vid?

I would give a demo, but my time is far to valuable to entertain you cretins.

I hear ya. These people are too beneath me to display the skills that make me a highly demanded police sketch artist, which is what I do when I'm not defending my numerous handwriting, precision driving and line dancing championships

Sin,
Michael J Fox

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:51 pm**

Goober McTuber wrote:

Holy shit! That was different. Not the one I was thinking of. That actually had some sort of talent behind it. Not sure it was of the musical variety, but it was entertaining. The one I was thinking of looked like a county fair in Alabama or something. CHK, might not have even been a PF cover just remember it was completely devoid of talent. Kind of like toolkit.

Posted: **Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:55 pm**

So, toolio autocorrects to toolkit?

That will do, I guess.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:21 am**

Let me see if I've got LTS TRN's strategy figured out.

1. Puff chest out and throw down guitar challenge.
2. Wait for opponent to puss out except....OOOPS! He called your bluff!
3. Disappear for a while.
4. Resurface to assure everyone you can totally shred you just need time to study up on this new-fangled thingy called digital audio recording.
5. Disappear again.
6. Resurface to claim you don't have time for this place.
7. Disappear once more.
8. Resurface to come full circle and puff chest out again, then shamelessly attempt to redirect the convo back to 9/11.

Condensed pictorial version of strategy:

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:54 am**

smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Holy shit! That was different. Not the one I was thinking of. That actually had some sort of talent behind it. Not sure it was of the musical variety, but it was entertaining. The one I was thinking of looked like a county fair in Alabama or something. CHK, might not have even been a PF cover just remember it was completely devoid of talent. Kind of like toolkit.

Just watched it again, this time all the way through. That kicked fukkin' ass. "Dark side of the moonshine"

Love it when someone takes classic rock and just flips it upside down in a different style.

Smackie, could you get that for the show next week?

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:39 am**

It's not about music. and it's not about me. It's you.

You deny Climate Change

You deny the obvious inside job of 9/11

You deny the blazing falsity of Milton Friedman, etc.

It's you....you're what's utterly foul and false.

That I should grace you with real music is something which you'd pray for...and which I'd hoped to provide.

But let's be clear..this fuckstain is what you are...

And he..and you...are utterly depraved, and the notion of you actually connecting is impossible. Why? Because you're toxic.

WW

(though it's too late for you)

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 7:50 am**

What I've noticed with the Uber tards lately, is to deflect and inject a picture of some shitbag to take the attention away from their own horrible failings.

LTard, where is your guitar blast to send shutyomouth to the Moon? You said you are a guitarist. Well? Prove it.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 9:13 am**

Atomic Punk wrote:What I've noticed with the Uber tards lately, is to deflect and inject a picture of some shitbag to take the attention away from their own horrible failings.

LTard, where is your guitar blast to send shutyomouth to the Moon? You said you are a guitarist. Well? Prove it.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 10:54 am**

L TARD wrote:It's not about music. and it's not about me. It's you.

That's wrong, 'tard.

YOUR name is in the thread title and it is YOU who were called out.

Everyone can see it.

Sack up or accept your beating, failure.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:20 pm**

LTS TRN 2 wrote:It's not about music. and it's not about me.

"ANSWER YOUR DETRACTORS, NICK. NO MORE LIES."

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:11 pm**

we are going to have to retire the title of board bitch.

That or rename the annual award after Nikki. Something along the lines of "m2 was awarded the LTS Board Bitch Award for the 5th straight year."

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:50 pm**

LTS TRN 2 wrote:It's not about music. and it's not about me. It's you.

You deny Climate Change

You deny the obvious inside job of 9/11

You deny the blazing falsity of Milton Friedman, etc.

It's you....you're what's utterly foul and false.

That I should grace you with real music is something which you'd pray for...and which I'd hoped to provide.

But let's be clear..this fuckstain is what you are...

And he..and you...are utterly depraved, and the notion of you actually connecting is impossible. Why? Because you're toxic.

WW

(though it's too late for you)

A lot of people here denied that you would man up and follow through.

See.....we're right sometimes.

Posted: **Sun Aug 16, 2015 3:59 pm**

T1B'ers For Guitar Truth

Are you "Truther" enough to demand an investigation into the facts?

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2015 12:47 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Are you blinded by cholesterol tears? Of course it's fucking Gumby.
You're right. I'm a FAT fucking RETARD.

Your honesty is truly refreshing.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:54 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
You're right. I'm a FAT fucking RETARD.
Your honesty is truly refreshing.
That was kind of stupid, Goobs.

So was your contention that that wasn't Gumby.

Posted: **Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:22 pm**

Papa Willie wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:So was your contention that that wasn't Gumby.
I specified.

You specified wrong, you shit-smeared, cum-gargling mongoloid.

T1B

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