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OK, this deserves Darwin status...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:27 pm
by Mikey
Man killed by roller coaster was looking for lost wallet, cell phone, mother says
http://www.cnn.com/2015/08/14/us/ohio-a ... index.html
Re: OK, this deserves Darwin status...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 8:37 pm
by BSmack
Amusement parks suck. People who go to them suck. People who jump into restricted areas because they can't be bothered to wait for someone to retrieve their wallet and cell phone and get taken out by a roller coaster are the epitome of suck. Hope they had an experienced jizz mopper on hand to clean up.
Re: OK, this deserves Darwin status...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:01 pm
by Mikey
BSmack wrote:Amusement parks suck. People who go to them suck. People who jump into restricted areas because they can't be bothered to wait for someone to retrieve their wallet and cell phone and get taken out by a roller coaster are the epitome of suck. Hope they had an experienced jizz mopper on hand to clean up.
Damn...get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
Re: OK, this deserves Darwin status...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:07 pm
by Y2K
At least he was easy to identify once they found his wallet and cellphone.
Re: OK, this deserves Darwin status...
Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2015 9:21 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Mikey wrote:BSmack wrote:Amusement parks suck. People who go to them suck. People who jump into restricted areas because they can't be bothered to wait for someone to retrieve their wallet and cell phone and get taken out by a roller coaster are the epitome of suck. Hope they had an experienced jizz mopper on hand to clean up.
Damn...get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
It's understood that the new "Vacation" movie sucked, but that was a little extreme.
Wally World ain't that bad.