Let your inner LTS TRD 2 be heard.
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Let your inner LTS TRD 2 be heard.
Left Seater...I think you're a shitty pilot. In fact, I have flown experimental aircraft for the U.S. Air Force...I just not allowed to talk about it.
You cheapen this board with your fake, mewling pilot jabber...I could out-fly you any day.
You cheapen this board with your fake, mewling pilot jabber...I could out-fly you any day.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Goobs...you can't wax balls for SHIT. My balls are WAY smoother than yours. Why, time itself goes into a stasis field around my balls, that's how shiny they are.
rock rock to the planet rock ... don't stop
Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
Re: Let your inner LTS TRD 2 be heard.
That's not too far off from shit he has actually said to LS
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I don't wax balls. I pay a lovely young lady to do that.Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Goobs...you can't wax balls for SHIT. My balls are WAY smoother than yours. Why, time itself goes into a stasis field around my balls, that's how shiny they are.
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Seems they rather just lay there, get fucked and play victim
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mikey, that cement pond, landscaping and magic shade tree at casa mikey is OK, compared to a Rio deJaneiro favela, but, it ain't shit next to casa smack. the head landscaping dude at Augusta comes to my place to get ideas.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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This could quickly morph into a "sincerely, Dinsdale" thread.
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Scott, I could easily bench double what you bench.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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R-Jack wrote:This could quickly morph into a "sincerely, Dinsdale" thread.
I would challenge Dins to a fishing contest, but fishing with such a phony, mewling, pawing hack would be beneath me.
I would embarrass him with my catches.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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I often go marlin fishing. I hold the North American record.
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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marty,
I considered a career in the NHL, but decided against it after my third slapshot homicide. Having a 227 mph slapshot is a curse, I tell ya.
I considered a career in the NHL, but decided against it after my third slapshot homicide. Having a 227 mph slapshot is a curse, I tell ya.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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yawnsmackaholic wrote:Having a 227 mph slapshot is a curse, I tell ya.
That slow?
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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Oh wait, 227 was my backhand wrister.
My slap was right up around the sound barrier.
My slap was right up around the sound barrier.
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Half as fast as mine? Well...that'ssmackaholic wrote:
My slap was right up around the sound barrier.


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Felix wrote:you've become very bitter since you became jewish......
Kierland drop-kicking Wolftard wrote: Aren’t you part of the silent generation?
Why don’t you just STFU.
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Now you're just making a machery of this thread.smackaholic wrote:My slap was right up around the sound barrier.
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Okay Smackie, when you chucked that one out there, it was clearly inspired by a shot of Yeagermeister.Smackie Chan wrote:Now you're just making a machery of this thread.smackaholic wrote:My slap was right up around the sound barrier.
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Yes, and I stopped in Kiln and had a fried Alligator on a stick. Just picked the fucker up and threw him on the smoker. Then I taught them how to make sauce. Southerners have no idea how to BBQ.Papa Willie wrote:Have any of y'all ever driven on I-10?
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You must be an amateur. As a Bagdad transient, we know all about bar-b-que.
We use rotating, solar-infused wind chimes to cook the meat on a molecular level, reduce it to a maleable paste and reintegrate it using pipe organ pumps, tofu squares and puppet sticks. You Less Coast peasants can only dream of our Que.
The sweet, sweet nectar of bum piss is the vinegary secret of our sauce.
And that's the truth.
We use rotating, solar-infused wind chimes to cook the meat on a molecular level, reduce it to a maleable paste and reintegrate it using pipe organ pumps, tofu squares and puppet sticks. You Less Coast peasants can only dream of our Que.
The sweet, sweet nectar of bum piss is the vinegary secret of our sauce.
And that's the truth.
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Hey 88 - any time you want to step to me in beekeeping, BRING IT.
Hive forgotten more about bees than you'll ever know.
Hive forgotten more about bees than you'll ever know.
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I surveyed the route for I-10.Papa Willie wrote:Have any of y'all ever driven on I-10?
mvscal wrote:The only precious metals in a SHTF scenario are lead and brass.
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Right.R-Jack wrote:This could quickly morph into a "sincerely, Dinsdale" thread.
I know more about micro-brews and IPA's than both Dins and Goobs combined.
I also know more about wine than Mikey.
I know more about WWII history than mv.
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You haven't seen my DIY deck OR my 200' extension cord. Would put you to shame, mofo.smackaholic wrote:mikey, that cement pond, landscaping and magic shade tree at casa mikey is OK, compared to a Rio deJaneiro favela, but, it ain't shit next to casa smack. the head landscaping dude at Augusta comes to my place to get ideas.
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You're a negro?Papa Willie wrote:Then you were driving your vehicle on my thin & lengthy cock.BSmack wrote:YesPapa Willie wrote:Have any of y'all ever driven on I-10?

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btw Marty
Subtle, but unmistakable intent.
Smackie Chan subtle.
I see what you did there, no question mark needed.Let your inner LTS TRD 2 be heard.
Subtle, but unmistakable intent.
Smackie Chan subtle.