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Surprised fans commentary networks haven't sprung up in the States to the degree in England. Newcastle United's network:

There used to be a brilliant show on Fox Soccer where fans from opposing Premier League clubs would call a game together. That should be on prime time on NBC.

Can we get this with subtitles or a translation or something?

schmick you idiotic cunt. You've obviously never seen a professional match live.

schmick wrote: gave them orange slices to suck on

The only reason your sons don't play is because it's orange slices instead of cock.

BSmack wrote:schmick you idiotic cunt. You've obviously never seen a professional match live.

It is worse live. Live shoots down the soccer fans arguement that it is a constant 45 mins of running. When in reality there are long stretches of time were players are walking or standing around. At a live match you have to deal with the guy and his kid who watched the world cup and think they need to blow a vuvuzella the whole time.

Unfortunately my wife's company sponsors the local pro team and we are forced to attend. At least we can sit in the suite and watch something else on tv. Free food and free booze still isn't enough to get people to want to be there. Before each season starts there is a sign up sheet to be the host for the suite. Problem is more than 70% of the slot go unfilled and then she just gets assigned games.

Yup soccer live is way worse than on tv.

The problem with footie, is it is a cross between a game and an ironman competition. How much slower would the NHL be with no line switches? Even the fukking NFL allows substitutes in a game which is 90% break to begin with.

Left Seater wrote:

BSmack wrote:schmick you idiotic cunt. You've obviously never seen a professional match live.

It is worse live. Live shoots down the soccer fans arguement that it is a constant 45 mins of running. When in reality there are long stretches of time were players are walking or standing around. At a live match you have to deal with the guy and his kid who watched the world cup and think they need to blow a vuvuzella the whole time.

That is not my experience watching matches in Rochester. For starters, if someone was blowing a vuvuzella they would be pummeled. You don't have 45 minutes of non stop running in any sport and what makes live soccer compelling is that you see the contact, you can sometimes ever hear the contact. It disabuses you immediately of schmick's idiocy that soccer is a sport for pussies and makes the match for more compelling that tv can ever make it.

He does video game reviews aswell

He also plays the skin flute like a fuckin champ.

Face it. You push all of your masculine inadiquicies onto every poor bastard you think your "coaching". As a result, you have raised nothing but closeted faggots.

You're best hope for a grandchild is an adopted Korean, who will probably hate you anyway. Sorry you had to find out this way.

Have you ever actually seen a picture of shmick?

It really explains a lot about his "coaching" style.

Guy looks like that, gotta be raisin' lil' tarts.

Um, tards I mean.

Yeah. That's it.