One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks

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One Star Yelp Reviews of National Parks

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Some of these are pretty funny.

http://www.motherjones.com/environment/ ... onal-parks

Joshua Tree
Really hot in the summer
Too much sand

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Death Valley
Nothing to see here but nasty rocks and salt

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Yosemite
Not enough parking. They need to cut down some trees and build more lots.

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I can understand the reviews of places like Death Valley. What would you expect? Acadia is cool, if just for seeing the first sunrise on North America from the peak of Cadillac Mountain. There is actually a patch of sandy beach, but the waters of the Bay of Fundy are a bit chilly, to say the least.
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Probably the same people who ask why we turned the waterfalls off in August or at what elevation do the deer become elk.
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Wolfman wrote:I can understand the reviews of places like Death Valley. What would you expect? Acadia is cool, if just for seeing the first sunrise on North America from the peak of Cadillac Mountain. There is actually a patch of sandy beach, but the waters of the Bay of Fundy are a bit chilly, to say the least.
Sorry to go all geodale on you but, not the first sunrise on NA, just first in US.

Fairly certain that a good bit of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and whatever else is up there sees it first.
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smackaholic wrote:
Wolfman wrote:I can understand the reviews of places like Death Valley. What would you expect? Acadia is cool, if just for seeing the first sunrise on North America from the peak of Cadillac Mountain. There is actually a patch of sandy beach, but the waters of the Bay of Fundy are a bit chilly, to say the least.
Sorry to go all geodale on you but, not the first sunrise on NA, just first in US.

Fairly certain that a good bit of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and whatever else is up there sees it first.
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