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Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:53 pm
by Goober McTuber
I never visit SB Nation. Therefore, I will assume that their readership is mostly slack-jawed hillbillies, thereby resulting in Auburn's #1 ranking.

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 9:33 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:
schmick wrote:Most allbarn fans dont have those interweb machines in their single wides
This was a fact-based study, Schmicky. Sorry USC didn't do as well as you'd hoped.
"Fact-based" LOL.

:lol:

Based on automatic proofreading of comments posted in football blogs. There's a real scientific study for you.

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:17 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:

It is what it is. Why not conduct your own study?
Good idea. Think I'll conduct my own fuckin' study.

Stay tuned for the fact-based results.

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:24 am
by Left Seater
Papa Willie wrote:
schmick wrote:Everything I ever needed to know about fans of sec teams, I learned from paul finebaums callers
And everything I ever needed to know about fans of Pac teams, I learned from watching Caitlyn Jenner.
Game, set, match. Walk off. Mic drop. Add your favorite.

:bode:

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:44 pm
by R-Jack
USC fans are really not much different than any other obnoxious BSH around the country. Window flags...every player on the team is a five star recruit.... every player that doesn't sign has character issues.... blames media bias when they don't get the appropriate ranking... anytime a rules infraction is brought up they automatically play the "this happens everywhere" card....probably owns a visor

The only difference really is that the USC window flags are going on a BMW and each and every one of them loves it up the ass.

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:04 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Papa Willie wrote:
schmick wrote:Everything I ever needed to know about fans of sec teams, I learned from paul finebaums callers
And everything I ever needed to know about fans of Pac teams, I learned from watching Caitlyn Jenner.
You watch "I Am Cait?"

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:50 pm
by Mikey
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Papa Willie wrote:
schmick wrote:Everything I ever needed to know about fans of sec teams, I learned from paul finebaums callers
And everything I ever needed to know about fans of Pac teams, I learned from watching Caitlyn Jenner.
You watch "I Am Cait?"
Do you really need to ask?

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 4:55 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:You watch "I Am Cait?"
Doesn't everybody?
Just those of you with gender-identity issues.

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:54 pm
by Goober McTuber
Papa Willie wrote:I'm not the one covering my tiny pee pee with a little heart...
I assume it's been a day or two since you last stared lovingly at that photo, but I'm sure you must recall that that was (of necessity) a pretty decent sized heart. :mrgreen:

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:19 pm
by R-Jack
If Spray knew anything about Caitlyn Jenner, he would never compare shim to USC fans.

While they are both dickless and emotionally fractured, Caitlyn is still into women.

Re: Auburn's #1!

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:00 pm
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:
schmick wrote:He was NEVER ok

Cali was never ok, either.
It was fine before all the immigrants started showing up.

From east of the Nevada border.