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Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:47 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
lol

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 7:55 pm
by Mikey
Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 through 21:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 8:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
John 11:35 Jesus wept.

(This was right after his dad told him how his followers would twist his words a couple centuries later).

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:49 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Proverbs 19:9

"A false poptart shall not be unpunished, and HE that speaketh lies shall perish."

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 9:57 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Mikey wrote:Book of Armaments, Chapter 2, Verses 9 through 21:

And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats ... And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Of course, the Holy Hand Grenade shall be useless against the Rabbit of Caerbannog.

That rabbit is dynamite!

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:02 pm
by R-Jack
REVELATION 24:7

And Dinsdale said to the scaly beast 'let us go, for the lights come on after last call. Tis better than seeing whom I lay upon'

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:54 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Genesis 9:07: "And God said to Adam and Eve, you are forbidden to post at T1B, for that place sucks the cock of horse"

Re: your favorite bible quotes

Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2015 2:05 am
by poptart
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And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into
the lake of fire


- Revelation 20:15