arrested for bringing a clock to school

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 3:40 pm

Not as long as we continue to allow sand niqqers into the country.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 4:30 pm

They should arrest him for that NASA shirt.

~poptart~

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 7:48 pm

And then there is this: 100K Syrian "refugees", what could possibly go wrong?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:07 pm

R-Jack wrote:They should arrest him for that NASA shirt.

~poptart~

...bastard...beat me to it... :x

Imus · Post by **Imus** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:09 pm

Lucky kid. That cop has an obvious "I gotta kill a whitey" look in his eye.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:16 pm

feudalism--->capitalism--->barbarism

I'm going to grab some popcorn, sit back and watch your country slip back to the Precambrian.

The Seer · Post by **The Seer** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 8:46 pm

Wolfman wrote:And then there is this: 100K Syrian "refugees", what could possibly go wrong?

http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/09 ... gh-border/

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:10 pm

Wolfman wrote:And then there is this: 100K Syrian "refugees", what could possibly go wrong?

No shit. We could be flooded with homemade clocks.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:29 pm

Goober McTuber wrote:
Wolfman wrote:And then there is this: 100K Syrian "refugees", what could possibly go wrong?
No shit. We could be flooded with homemade clocks.

HAAA!!! Goobs is old!!! He's OLD!!!

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:29 pm

wha? what the hell just happened? I blacked out for a minute...

:?

BSmack · Post by **BSmack** » Wed Sep 16, 2015 9:55 pm

Did you hear Obama invited him to bring the clock to the White House? No doubt to signal the start of the Islamic takeover of the United States.

~ Conservitards

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:11 pm

OK. Reading what's out there about this and something does not smell right to me. First of all, why would a "very smart" kid want to build a clock? Were there no clocks at school? Was this a science fair project or something like it? Was he trying to improve on clock design for maybe an art class project? Have authorities looked into his computer to see if he was (perish the thought) looking up information on bomb making? I'd like some answers.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:17 pm

I agree with wolfie. This just doesn't pass the smell test. If there is nothing more to it, the principal should be fired for being a moron.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:36 pm

Wolfman wrote:First of all, why would a "very smart" kid want to build a clock? Were there no clocks at school? Was this a science fair project or something like it? Was he trying to improve on clock design for maybe an art class project?

Before kids grow up and wait to die in Florida, they have these things called "hobbies". For some it's cars. For some it's ~~auto-erotic asphyxiation to low grade grandmother porn~~ books. For some it's various mechanics....up to and including watches.

Would you rather he stick with a video game obsession...so you can piss and moan about that?

Diego in Seattle · Post by **Diego in Seattle** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:39 pm

Funny....he doesn't look asian.

-Reggie White

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:40 pm

Islamic states are kind of a grey area with so many on the Asian continent.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 1:58 pm

Yep...just a plain old regular clock. Looks nothing at all like a timing device for a bomb (which is exactly what it is, btw).

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:01 pm

Hobbies he said.....and for some it's making bombs and other incendiary devices. I'm still waiting for what Paul Harvey used to say---the rest of the story.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:08 pm

Can someone please point out to me the explosive on that "timing device for a bomb?" Because for it to be a "timing device for a bomb," it must have some sort of explosive attached to it.

Take your time, fistfuckers.

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:21 pm

It's all part of his sinister plot that's working just as planned:

1. Build a timing device that is certain to arouse suspicion in the hands of a Muslim
2. Get arrested
3. Claim device is a clock, which is a plausible explanation given it wasn't tied to any explosives
4. Soak up the media attention sure to ensue from having an innocent-looking Muslim arrested for bringing a clock to school
5. Get invited to the White House by the Muslim sympathizer-in-chief to show off his "project"
6. Blow it up

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:39 pm

We can only hope you're right.

Bucmonkey · Post by **Bucmonkey** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:42 pm

The fucktards in this thread are trolling...right?

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:49 pm

Funny thing is that you and I could never get that thing past the TSA gauntlet, and here the kid is bringing it into the White House? I bet everyone here if they tried to build a clock would put it inside a brief case, right?

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 6:55 pm

Bucmonkey wrote:The fucktards in this thread are trolling...right?

Trolling which side?

Seems like he has way too much stop there for a clock. As I have said already, I would want to know way more than we are hearing from the press on this.

Screw_Michigan · Post by **Screw_Michigan** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:20 pm

Papa Willie wrote: I thought this was a case of educators overreacting.

Of course they did. Look, you want to check the thing out and make sure it's not a bomb? Go right ahead. Better safe than sorry. In fact, if you look at the thing for 30 seconds, it is clearly not a bomb.

But the whole arresting the kid, parading him through school, interrogating him without his parents present, suspending him and then telling everyone you were justified in how you responded is complete horseshit.

Goober McTuber · Post by **Goober McTuber** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:41 pm

smackaholic wrote:
Bucmonkey wrote:The fucktards in this thread are trolling...right?
Trolling which side?

Seems like he has way too much stop there for a clock. As I have said already, I would want to know way more than we are hearing from the press on this.

At least the fucktards know who they are.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 7:48 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: I thought this was a case of educators overreacting.
Of course they did. Look, you want to check the thing out and make sure it's not a bomb? Go right ahead. Better safe than sorry. In fact, if you look at the thing for 30 seconds, it is clearly not a bomb.

What it clearly is is a timing device for a bomb. Now people who aren't total dumbfucks might wonder why he would have such a device with him at school. They might even begin to wonder if perhaps somebody else might be in on this with him. Someebody who might have the remaining components. Law enforcement might even have some questions of their own for this diaperhead.

So questions were asked and, evidently, satisfactorily answered...for the time being. What's the big fuckin deal?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:31 pm

Screw_Michigan wrote:Can someone please point out to me the explosive on that "timing device for a bomb?" Because for it to be a "timing device for a bomb," it must have some sort of explosive attached to it.

Take your time, fistfuckers.

Well, it's similar to this molotov cocktail without a fuse...or charge...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:32 pm

Here is a truck bomb:

...minus the bomb.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael · Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:34 pm

Here is a nuclear weapon:

...just add the "weapon" part.

Dr_Phibes · Post by **Dr_Phibes** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 8:53 pm

He should come here and fix my stereo.
I remember a science fair from school, one kid brought a blasting cap and a firecracker. I'll guess a few posters on here brought hashpipes.

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:12 pm

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:Can someone please point out to me the explosive on that "timing device for a bomb?" Because for it to be a "timing device for a bomb," it must have some sort of explosive attached to it.

Take your time, fistfuckers.
Well, it's similar to this molotov cocktail without a fuse...or charge...

Or a gun without bullets. Perfectly harmless. Just a paperweight, right?

Moving Sale · Post by **Moving Sale** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 10:57 pm

Which is why the first thing he did was show it to a bunch of teachers.

R-Jack · Post by **R-Jack** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:05 pm

This story of a brown boy who made something tick was obviously really scary for some of you folks. You guys are going to be OK, or do we get you some new pants?

mvscal · Post by **mvscal** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:41 pm

Smackie Chan wrote:It's all part of his sinister plot that's working just as planned:

1. Build a timing device that is certain to arouse suspicion in the hands of a Muslim
2. Get arrested
3. Claim device is a clock, which is a plausible explanation given it wasn't tied to any explosives
4. Soak up the media attention sure to ensue from having an innocent-looking Muslim arrested for bringing a clock to school

I understand you were attempting to be facetious but this "social experiment" theory is not in the least bit far fetched. In fact, it is the most likely explanation. Don't tell me that kid doesn't know how to build a proper clock in both function and appearance. It would be a trivial task for any modestly skilled hobbyist. He knew exactly what he was making and it wasn't a fucking clock. We're supposed to believe that this kid with, at the very least, a basic knowledge of circuitry just accidently happened to set the alarm to go off in the middle of a class? "Ooopss! Did I do that? Gee, Mr., I'm awful sorry!" That's what we're supposed to believe?

Attention whoring in the social media age has been elevated to level that boggles the mind. Oh, speaking of attention whoring, his father is a noted koranimal with a history of involvement in lame PR stunts. There's a greasy 'slip and fall' lawyer behind this stunt. You can count on that.

Wolfman · Post by **Wolfman** » Thu Sep 17, 2015 11:47 pm

Two young men in Boston a while back did amazing things with some pressure cookers and electronics. This kid may be totally innocent of any threatening plans, but to think there aren't kids of any ethnicity who have an interest in how IED's and other terror weapons work, you must have your head in the sand.

smackaholic · Post by **smackaholic** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 1:24 am

Nothing to see here folks. I mean, it's not like he chewed a poptart into the shape of a gun or anything.

Carson · Post by **Carson** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 5:52 am

Smackie Chan wrote:It's all part of his sinister plot that's working just as planned:

1. Build a timing device that is certain to arouse suspicion in the hands of a Muslim
2. Get arrested
3. Claim device is a clock, which is a plausible explanation given it wasn't tied to any explosives
4. Soak up the media attention sure to ensue from having an innocent-looking Muslim arrested for bringing a clock to school
5. Get invited to the White House by the Muslim sympathizer-in-chief to show off his "project"
6. Blow it up

poptart · Post by **poptart** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:39 am

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/09/17/us/te ... .html?_r=0

Mr. Obama’s staff invited Ahmed to the White House for Astronomy Night on Oct. 19,
an event bringing together scientists, engineers, astronauts, teachers and students to
spend a night stargazing from the South Lawn.

October 19th is 10/19.

Or... 911 in reverse.

:wink:

Carry on...

Smackie Chan · Post by **Smackie Chan** » Fri Sep 18, 2015 9:18 am

poptart wrote:October 19th is 10/19.

Or... 911 in reverse.

Except for that pesky zero, which makes it 9101 in reverse. Do you believe in nothing that's even remotely round?