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Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 6:26 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Maybe Dins could pick this up, he's in the neighborhood and all, South PDX.

This will probably be the closest shutyomouth or LTS Tard 2 will get to pussy anytime soon.

https://portland.craigslist.org/mlt/fuo/5227124601.html

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For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. You haul. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call or text Michelle at 503-807-1806

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Why so much aggression, Screwey?

C'mon...nicen up.

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 7:27 pm
by Go Coogs'
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Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:51 pm
by kcdave
No Cinder reset? Am I on the right board?

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2015 11:59 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
kcdave wrote:No Cinder reset? Am I on the right board?
Are you not aware of the moratorium?

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 12:03 am
by R-Jack
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Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 1:36 am
by Dinsdale
Screw_Michigan wrote:Maybe Dins could pick this up, he's in the neighborhood and all, South PDX.
If by "in the neighborhood," you meant "Tampa is the opposite corner of the country from Portland," the sure.

If I was back home, Southeast isn't my hood.



Thirdly, I doubt I'd pony up 6 Bens for a cuntcouch.

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2015 5:41 am
by Carson
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Image
Rack Politeness Man!

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:24 pm
by Goober McTuber
as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains
Sorry about that. Looked like a proper fit.

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 6:26 pm
by The Whistle Is Screaming
Dinsdale wrote: Thirdly, I doubt I'd pony up 6 Bens for a cuntcouch.
What if they threw in a couple dozen cuntcookies?

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Wed Sep 23, 2015 10:14 pm
by Go Coogs'
Even Moorese can't mistake that couch for shag carpet.

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:35 pm
by molly
Whew

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 8:39 am
by Rooster
Stains? What we need here is a Spunkrag troll for some color commentary like that other place.

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 1:47 pm
by Goober McTuber
Rooster wrote:Stains? What we need here is a Spunkrag troll for some color commentary like that other place.
Or you could just mosey on over to that other place.

And stay there.

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:02 pm
by molly
Rooster wrote:Stains? What we need here is a Spunkrag troll for some color commentary like that other place.
Spunkrag is AWESOME

Re: Vagina Couch

Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:08 pm
by Derron
So what was Screwed in the Ass trolling for on flakeslist to come across the snatch sofa ??