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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police office, who was also blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked. The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop..."

Frank walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat
down next to Sirfindafold at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of
a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Sirfindafold looked at Frank and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Frank said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

Sirfindafold replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Frank placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as Sirfindafold placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

Sirfindafold was very upset, but willingly handed his $20 to Frank,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Frank replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm
news, and so I knew he would jump."

Sirfindafold replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Why did McGoober cross the road?

He had his dick up the chicken's ass.

Sirfindafold walked up and sat down at the bar.

"What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded Sirfindafold .

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob," Sirfindafold answered.

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

McGoober is hanging out at the local gay bar drinking a light beer, when he strikes up a conversation with one of its patrons. After a few hours of small talk, the patron decides to quiz McGoober.

"Lets say you have a black rooster, how many wings does it have?" McGoober replies, "two". "How many eyes?" McGoober says "two". "How many beeks?" Again, McGoober answers quickly, "One!".

The patron is satisfied and says, "Okay, very good! Now lets say you have a white cat. How many tails does it have?" McGoober replies' "one." "How many ears?" McGoober says "Two!" "How many whiskers?" McGoober scratches his heads, thinks for a while and says "I Don't Know!"

The patron looks McGoober over and says, "So what you're saying is that you know more about black cock than you do about white pussy."

SFAF, you were doing so well (for you, anyway) until that last abortion.

Going back to the original joke, I think a better punch line would have been, "ma'am, you're under arrest for impersonating a police officer."

smackaholic wrote:I think......"

Who gives a fuck?

Sirfindafold wrote:Who gives a fuck?

Your fat mom.

For $5.

All you have to do is....find...a...fold.