Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 10:27 pm
Does this mean no more PETs of the southern roads?
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Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2015 11:05 pm
I told you not to go to Taco Hell...
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 12:35 am
Hope you get better, dude.
Gettin' old's not for pussies, is it?
Gettin' old's not for pussies, is it?
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:00 am
Hang in there Sam. Get healed up.
And why in Dixie did you put ethanol in your scooter?
And why in Dixie did you put ethanol in your scooter?
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 10:55 am
Hang in there, Sam.
I know you're tougher than the average bear.
Wishin' you the best.
I know you're tougher than the average bear.
Wishin' you the best.
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:15 pm
I thought this thread was going to be about Alabama's defense. Sorry to hear about your exploding ass.
BTW I was down in Alabammer on Thurs/Fri. Birmingham area. Just a few notes:
-Everyone is exceedingly nice
-Everyone is exceedingly fat
-Southerners like to drink Coke with breakfast. WTF? See #2.
-Using the phrase "a la carte" at a Waffle House in rural Alabama is a great way to get confused stares
BTW I was down in Alabammer on Thurs/Fri. Birmingham area. Just a few notes:
-Everyone is exceedingly nice
-Everyone is exceedingly fat
-Southerners like to drink Coke with breakfast. WTF? See #2.
-Using the phrase "a la carte" at a Waffle House in rural Alabama is a great way to get confused stares
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 1:36 pm
I got "plugged up" while on pain meds after my stupid ladder trick a few years back. This caused worse pain than the fall did. Not saying that diareah...diareh....the squirts is a picnic, but, I will take it over a bad case of constipation. Just resign yourself to spending some time on the can and make sure you have plenty of reading material. Also, the heck with the baby wipes, just hop in the shower after each round with the shitter.Jsc810 wrote:Sudden Sam wrote:I'm not taking any of the pain meds or the muscle relaxer they sent me home with.
Sorry you had to go thru that, hopefully the surgery will help.
What you need to do is be a compliant patient. That means following all of the doctor's orders, and you have not done so.
They gave you pain meds. Take them. I get not wanting to take pills, but immediately post op is not the time for that. At least in the immediate post op period, take the pain pills they prescribed for you, even if you're not hurting. It is much easier to keep pain away than it is to try to get rid of it after the pain has hit.
Plus, one side bonus is that the pain meds will usually plug you up, the chance of you getting diarrhea while taking pain meds is pretty low.
Take it easy and again, be a compliant patient.
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:04 pm
You'd better stay at home, Sam. You might lose a few friends if you go out....
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2015 6:05 pm
And in case Lts tart needs proof....
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:36 pm
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: -Everyone is exceedingly nice
-Everyone is exceedingly fat
Concur.
You left out
-Everyone is exceedingly black with goofy hair
The employees of Awful House are truly a testament to the American educational system.
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2015 9:56 pm
Rack the 200 Motels poster.Sudden Sam wrote:
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:42 am
Sam, that is some seriously heavy weight you have been pulling. I have been through some complex procedures myself, but nothing that compares with what you have endured. Thoughts and well wishes my brother, hope and pray for your health and well being.
"I was pulling into Nazarath and was feeling about half past dead.
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey mister, can you tell me, where a man can find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, "No." was all he said.
Take the load...and put it right on me.
'Nuff said.
"I was pulling into Nazarath and was feeling about half past dead.
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey mister, can you tell me, where a man can find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, "No." was all he said.
Take the load...and put it right on me.
'Nuff said.
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:09 am
Get to feeling better soon, Zippy!
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 3:32 pm
That's a real nice scar. I hope you're doing better as a result.
And as JSC mentioned above, always be a complaint patient. Any time things aren't going exactly as you want, complain as loudly and as obnoxiously as you can. It's the only way to get anything done most of the time.
And as JSC mentioned above, always be a complaint patient. Any time things aren't going exactly as you want, complain as loudly and as obnoxiously as you can. It's the only way to get anything done most of the time.
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:38 pm
I have somehow managed to get through half a century and change without a stitch. Better to be lucky than good, I guess. Fukk you guys and your zipper club. I hope to never join it.
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 7:16 pm
Hey Sam, as long as you maintain that positive ass-kicking attitude of your's I've got faith that you'll be... on the road kicking-ass whenever you're ready 
Re: Some Nasty Stuff
Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:25 pm
That's a badass zipper. Congrats.