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Oh, that malignant refuge of scared and angry Christers, all devoted to insane and catastrophic economic policy, each elbowing each other to be the most devoted to the Zionist insanity. The "GOP"...remember?..well, actually, who can remember an an actual honorable republican? Who was it? Ike? Well, it's all over now, baby blue, because this freak show is closing down with a clumsy and stumbling pratfall...

Are you gonna play guitar?

Or are you a goddamned liar?

Cool your heals Carson. Every normal person needs 27 months to learn how to record something.

Sincerely,

LiarTard

...or STFU.

mvscal wrote:

...or STFU.

Unbelievable. The most rodent and false critter among you posts a passel of picks..as though he knows something of plucking and playing.

Of course you cant speak of the actual topic of thread--the weird and embarrassing collapse of the malignant GOP...

Look, I stated clearly why I won't entertain you. of course you know... :wink:

But what are you going to do? Who's the loony "libertarian" to which you'll fix your wagon? Rubio.... ??

LTS TRN 2 wrote:

mvscal wrote:

...or STFU.

Unbelievable. The most rodent and false critter among you posts a passel of picks..as though he knows something of plucking and playing.

Of course you cant speak of the actual topic of thread--the weird and embarrassing collapse of the malignant GOP...

Look, I stated clearly why I won't entertain you. of course you know... :wink:

But what are you going to do? Who's the loony "libertarian" to which you'll fix your wagon? Rubio.... ??

Asshole..play the fucking guitar or shut the fuck up

Fuck off, your fear is overwhelming..or what?..you didn't smell it?...

Sure, I'm a Zionazi lunatic--but of course, you knew..

You're just a goddamned liar.

Typical arab.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:..as though he knows something of plucking and playing.

North-East Air Guitar Finals

WND HMR2 ---> 2nd from the right

The sad thing is LTS has no idea that anytime he posts it will only generate references to him playing the guitar.

Left Seater wrote:The sad thing is LTS has no idea that anytime he posts it will only generate references to him playing the guitar.

Which says more about the posters doing that than it does about him.

FELCHIE!!! You can end this. Pluck away. You can have your topics back. Your deranged rantings. All of it. Just like before. All you have to do is...pluck away.

Moving Sale wrote:

Left Seater wrote:The sad thing is LTS has no idea that anytime he posts it will only generate references to him playing the guitar.

Which says more about the posters doing that than it does about him.

No, not at all. He started something he refuses to finish, so he gets what he deserves.

Here, have a piece of strawberry shortcake.


There, feel better angry man?

Moving Sale wrote:

Left Seater wrote:The sad thing is LTS has no idea that anytime he posts it will only generate references to him playing the guitar.

Which says more about the posters doing that than it does about him.

I disagree. When the poster in question calls everyone and everything a liar it is appropriate.

I see it as an excuse to not address the topic he posted about, for whatever reason.
Believe me I get it all the time. Granted it's not always, but it happens way to often for the people posting here to be actual adults, which apparently is asking to much.

Moving Sale wrote:I see it as an excuse to not address the topic he posted about, for whatever reason.

Why enter into debate with someone who has a problem establishing credibility?

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Fuck off, your fear is overwhelming..or what?..you didn't smell it?...

Sure, I'm a Zionazi lunatic--but of course, you knew..

here's a clue asshat, nobody gives two flying fucks about anything you've got to post until such time as you put up or shut the fuck up....
you were challenged to back up your boasts that what spray was playing was mediocre shit that you were doing years ago.....you challenged him to try and imitate some lame back track which PW did in all of about 4 hours, and actually did it better than the original....since that time, you've been challenged time and time again to produce something, anything to back up your obnoxious douchebaggery.....hell at this point I'd settle for a minor 4 chord progession just to see if you know anything at all about playing, or if you're just one of those assholes that throws shit from the cheap seats......you need to rectify this otherwise, people simply aren't going to respond....you've had since June to produce something, now either produce it, or admit your a fucking fraud and apologize to Papa Willie.....it's as simple as that

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:I see it as an excuse to not address the topic he posted about, for whatever reason.

Why enter into debate with someone who has a problem establishing credibility?

If it took credibility to get into a debate around here the place would have died years ago. Now go fuck a moose you zero credibility having tard.

Felix wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Fuck off, your fear is overwhelming..or what?..you didn't smell it?...

Sure, I'm a Zionazi lunatic--but of course, you knew..

here's a clue asshat, nobody gives two flying fucks about anything you've got to post until such time as you put up or shut the fuck up....
you were challenged to back up your boasts that what spray was playing was mediocre shit that you were doing years ago.....you challenged him to try and imitate some lame back track which PW did in all of about 4 hours, and actually did it better than the original....since that time, you've been challenged time and time again to produce something, anything to back up your obnoxious douchebaggery.....hell at this point I'd settle for a minor 4 chord progession just to see if you know anything at all about playing, or if you're just one of those assholes that throws shit from the cheap seats......you need to rectify this otherwise, people simply aren't going to respond....you've had since June to produce something, now either produce it, or admit your a fucking fraud and apologize to Papa Willie.....it's as simple as that

Did you just miss 5th grade and feel some need to relive it as an adult? Good grief.

Moving Sale wrote:
Did you just miss 5th grade and feel some need to relive it as an adult? Good grief.

the next time I need any shit from you, I'll simply squeeze your head shorty

Will you borrow someone else arms to actually do it stickboy?

Papa Willie wrote:Christ. Midget - why don't you record a track for him since you're wearing his cum on your lips. Then again, I seriously doubt your hands are big enough to wrap around a squirrel dick - much less a guitar...

He could shop here.

http://stores.miniatureguitarusa.com/b- ... tars-mini/

Moving Sale wrote:Will you borrow someone else arms to actually do it stickboy?

gosh I don't know dude, I'm 6'2" and weigh about 215.....don't believe me ask KC Scott as we've met.....do you think I'd need some help picking you up and using you like a giant tube of toothpaste?

Moving Sale wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:I see it as an excuse to not address the topic he posted about, for whatever reason.

Why enter into debate with someone who has a problem establishing credibility?

If it took credibility to get into a debate around here the place would have died years ago. Now go fuck a moose you zero credibility having tard.

White flag again Sale?

LTS challenged Spray with a guitar battle then backed up into his hole like a rat avoiding extermination. The piece of lying shit that is Nick Fagsco has clearly drawn your tiny little brainless ass in with promises of black cock he won't keep.

So sad little buddy.

But fuck it all midget, you go on ahead with your pointless contrarian trolling nonsense, just like your senile, old buddy poptard. Spin away in reverse of logic and common sense, avoid reason and science and mathematical certainty, stick your dwarfish head up your abused ass and suck the fat black cock residing there, and just go away tiny tard.

Nothing personal mind you, just responding in kind to your warm and considerate sentiments. :grin:

KC Scott wrote:

BSmack wrote:

Papa Willie wrote:Christ. Midget - why don't you record a track for him since you're wearing his cum on your lips. Then again, I seriously doubt your hands are big enough to wrap around a squirrel dick - much less a guitar...

He could shop here.

http://stores.miniatureguitarusa.com/b- ... tars-mini/

It looks like he already did

Wow, I had no idea you guys were so starved for guitar playing. I suppose i'll throw ya a bone. I'll just do the cheapie method and put the cell phone next to the amp. I'll give it a shot. I listened again to fat fuck's blues effort, and it's pretty good. I'm not interested in his shredding style, but I'll roll something out--if only in honor of the zombie-like dead-but-refuses-to-die GOP circus.

So in other words......you just found out about Guitar Hero relaunch.

LTS TRN 2 wrote:Wow, I had no idea you guys were so starved for guitar playing. I suppose i'll throw ya a bone. I'll just do the cheapie method and put the cell phone next to the amp. I'll give it a shot. I listened again to fat fuck's blues effort, and it's pretty good. I'm not interested in his shredding style, but I'll roll something out--if only in honor of the zombie-like dead-but-refuses-to-die GOP circus.

Papa Willie wrote:

LTS TRN 2 wrote:
I retrieved the track you wanted. I put it in my recording program. I recorded one take after I'd listened to about 40 seconds of the song (knowing it wouldn't change). I mixed it, and posted it. I did it all in about 15 minutes.

You can't do that?

I'm counting on the flat earth debate to be resolved first, that, or the Cubs will win the WS then all bets are off and I am packing the family in the car and driving North in hopes of getting sanctuary in Derron's compound.

If the Cubs win, not even Derron can save you from the coming Apocalypse.

Felchco has indeed played a stringed instrument:



(my favorite episode, btw)

Just fuckin' BWWwaaaaaaa ...

um, last I checked, Nancy Pelosi is the default decider in the desperate grasping for some sort of structure in what was once called the "GOP"...

(tuning up...)

WW (not VW) :o

Are you really going to fret over the GOP's lack of leadership in congress?

Haven't you learned that everyone here has pretty much tuned you out?

You're not going to string us along with your senseless drivel until you prove you can play guitar. You'd probably be the second coming of Chuck Berry if you played guitar like you suck cock.

It's not just the grotesque remnants of the "GOP"...oh no, it's the whole toxic load..

As for your need for real music, I understand. I always have. I've watched and abided, responded and parried--yes, I know exactly who and what you are. So..the question is begged--why would I play for you?..

No..you learn...

You disgusting, cowardly fuckstain gravy guzzling loser asshole PUNKS!!!

LTS TRN 2 wrote:why would I play for you?..

Beside the fact you said you would, and that you issued a challenge whose rules you set, then you and only you failed to respond to it? Other than that, you mean?

How 'bout for the same reason you spam the board with your drivel - you're trying to educate - to better those you consider your mental and artistic inferiors. You try to convince us of what the real truth is. Show us what real artistic, creative, and interpretive guitar skills are. That's why you would play.

Of course 911 was an inside job. Who else created the modern emergency number?

People are so FUCKING stupid.

Screw_Michigan wrote:Of course 911 was an inside job. Who else created the modern emergency number?

People are so FUCKING stupid.

I blame Ferry Porsche. He was the first one to make 911 popular.

Well jeez, the guitar fever fades for a moment of consideration...yep, the biggest crime in history went down...and we're left propping it...er.

http://how911wasdone.blogspot.com/

meanwhile I'm dialed on some blues and jazzy funk comedy Zappa jamming..

(watch out for lupus..it'll get ya..)