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Top news story of the day: Lamar Odom found unconscious...

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...in a whorehouse. Much to everyone's surprise, it wasn't the Kardashian home.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Screw him and everyone else who has had even casual contact with anything Kardashian.

Uhhhh, might want to rethink that choice of words. Screwing anyone and everyone who has had contact with a Kardashian seems like a good way to get an STD. Just sayin.
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Just curious. Have any of the Kardashians ever tried white cahk?

Wonder what ole Bob Kardashian thinks about his little girls being the most famous mudsharkers in history?
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That's about the same effort he gave on the floor as a Laker half the time.
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Finally, a rooster thread worth reading.
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It's all good. Kobe prayed with the Kardashians.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/14/kobe-brya ... rdashians/
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WTF is herbal viagra?
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Probably something like synthetic drugs.
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smackaholic wrote:Just curious. Have any of the Kardashians ever tried white cahk?

Wonder what ole Bob Kardashian thinks about his little girls being the most famous mudsharkers in history?
Not exactly prideful for knowing this, but Kourtney was with that douchebag white guy that couldn't stop drinking and cheating on her.

So the list goes as alcoholic, crackhead and tranny. When the most normal husband in the group is Kanye West, you are one fucked up group of bitches.
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Mikey wrote: WTF is herbal viagra?
Cocaine.
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mvscal wrote:
Mikey wrote: WTF is herbal viagra?
Cocaine.
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So is he dead yet, or is this going to drag on like Whitney's daughter?
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R-Jack wrote:So is he dead yet, or is this going to drag on like Whitney's daughter?
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Dude must have been really desperate for a boner.
When employees at a Nevada brothel found former NBA star Lamar Odom unresponsive on Tuesday, they told the 911 dispatchers that he had been using cocaine on Saturday. He also took "10 sexual performance enhancer supplements" within a three-day period
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They are often sold under cheeky names such as "Happy Passengers," "3 Hard Knights," or "Dick's Hard Up."
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Mikey wrote:Dude must have been really desperate for a boner.
He was just trying to do a solid for Moving Sale. (He is black, you know).
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The big question is, how is Kris Humphries going to top this?
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Dinsdale wrote:The big question is, how is Kris Humphries going to top this?
Bang Caitlyn?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Do you think anyone has made Cait a real woman yet?
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smackaholic wrote:Do you think anyone has made Cait a real woman yet?
A certain non-guitar player is lining up.
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Dinsdale wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Do you think anyone has made Cait a real woman yet?
A certain non-guitar player is lining up.
Nah, I was refering to someone who would bang uhhhhhh, her. Non guitar player wants to be on the other end of the cahk. I here cait still has his plumbing and still likes banging, so, I guess he could hook lts up.
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