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God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:50 pm
by BSmack
Just ask Opal Covey.

http://nbc24.com/news/local/meet-the-ma ... opal-covey

I got dibs on the Mud Hens.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:09 pm
by Smackie Chan
Opal Covey wrote:you'll see God visit the city in the greatest destruction you've ever seen.
Not sure He could inflict much greater destruction than what he did to her face. The Donald woulda been forgiven had he been referring to hers rather than Carly's.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:18 pm
by Dinsdale
If I were a voter in Toledo, I'd need more info about this candidate.

Like for instance, what shape she thinks the earth is would be a good start.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:55 pm
by Diego in Seattle
There's your candidate, Poptard & Wuh? Wagon. She's one of you.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 7:20 pm
by Mikey
I'll take NIU and the points.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:46 am
by mvscal
Hopefully in spectacular fashion.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 10:47 pm
by smackaholic
Wasn't Toledo known for being a shithole, even back in the 60s when places like detoilet were prosperous? I would think any sort of destroying would be kind of redundant.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 1:31 pm
by BSmack
Looks like Toledo is in for some real fire and brimstone shit.

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyat ... oral-race/

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 3:52 pm
by Mikey
Mikey wrote:I'll take NIU and the points.
Dear Toledo,

Hope you enjoyed your stay in the Top 25.

Sincerely,
Opal

http://espn.go.com/college-football/rec ... =400787343


Damn Sam, you beat me to it. Sort of.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:21 pm
by Left Seater
Last time she lost cause of voter fraud, wonder what the excuse will be this time?

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:12 pm
by BSmack
Confirmation that God did not cause Toledo to lose to NIU.

Skip to 4:30 for the confirmation. Watch the whole video if you want to laugh at a deranged person being given WAY too much air time.


Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:42 pm
by BSmack
She kind of reminds me of Poptart, you know, minus the Korean wife.

Re: God is poised to destroy Toledo

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 11:16 pm
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:
BSmack wrote:She kind of reminds me of Poptart, you know, minus the Korean wife.
Do you know for a fact that she doesn't have a Korean wife?
Papapapinggawa relawakawa

There. God confirmed it.