Re: Ruptured appendixes suck shit.
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 2:07 am
Not even close.
A ruptured appendix is what JSC calls a slow week.
A ruptured appendix is what JSC calls a slow week.
Yeah, he only gets worried when his intestines start spooling out around his ankles again. Serious trip hazard.smackaholic wrote:Not even close.
A ruptured appendix is what JSC calls a slow week.
I don't think he'll have time to bake them anything...Jsc810 wrote:If it ruptured, the hospital is exactly where you need to be.
Have you had surgery? If not, will you have surgery?
That is the suck. Did they jam an NG tube down your nose and pump the shit out of your gut? Seriously, that procedure could be a stand in for waterboarding. You'll never know how sensitive your nasal passages are until someone stick a plastic tube in your nose.Papa Willie wrote:They snatched it early Sunday, but it had fucked up some surrounding areas. My intestines refused to work until today, but should hopefully be able to go home tomorrow.
If you count me, I'm doing OK.smackaholic wrote:No shit.
Does this board have anyone in the D&R that doesn't have one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel?
How about just The Two Gimps of T1B . . .Atomic Punk wrote:The irony of taking on the moniker "shutyomouth" back in the day...
Somebody can create a comic book series titled "Three Gimps of the SEC and ACC."
You're getting old, Spray.Papa Willie wrote:Evidently, it half burst when I got there. Of course, I had to finish a show I was playing at before I could be bothered with it. About the third time I've had drs tell me that I've an extreme tolerance for pain.Jsc810 wrote:If it ruptured, the hospital is exactly where you need to be.
Have you had surgery? If not, will you have surgery?
Do exactly what the docs and nurses say to do. And keep posting here.
They snatched it early Sunday, but it had fucked up some surrounding areas. My intestines refused to work until today, but should hopefully be able to go home tomorrow.
I had it done over and 8 day period with three separate insertions because the tape holding the tube kept falling off. Man that chafes in places that chafing should never happen. The highlight was when a med student was attempting to insert and she lingered on my gag reflex a little too long. I barfed raw stomach sewage all over her. Made my day.Jsc810 wrote:I have had medical devises shoved in every opening in my body, none are pleasant.
Getting a NG tube is, by far, the worst one to endure. Of course, that's what I get to enjoy when I go to the ER with an abdominal blockage, which is relatively common for me. I have scar tissue from having so many surgeries, and that scar tissue causes blockages in my intestines. When that happens, it is time for abdominal rest, and they shove a NG tube in you. Like an IV, it ain't so bad once it is in, but getting that damn thing in is brutal, at least to me. But it does save your life, so there's that.
Seems to me a good excuse for a little medical weed script.88 wrote:Do you take a pill or use an ointment for that condition?Carson wrote:And dealing with nigras.
Take his word, boys. Goobs is the expert in sucking shit.Goober McTuber wrote:I think a ruptured appendix is morely to leak shit than to suck it.