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joke

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:02 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Although born to a Catholic family, Chester had always wanted to be Jewish. As a senior in college, he decided to take the plunge and go through the formal conversion process. He studied Judaism all semester. Finally, he felt he was ready to take the test and complete the conversion.

On the appointed day, he arrived at the Rabbi's office, ready to begin.

The Rabbi said, "I'm sorry, but before I give you the test, I must discuss my fee, It's $5000."

"$5000!" exclaimed Chester, "That's a lot of money. How about $500?"

"Congratulations, you pass." said the Rabbi.

Re: joke

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:09 pm
by Moving Sale
ZZZZZzzzzzzz.......

Re: joke

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2015 11:20 pm
by Wolfman
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Here's another one.

Re: joke

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 3:44 am
by Rooster
Too bad the punchline to that picture isn't someone hitting him in the balls. That'd be a real punchline.

Re: joke

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 3:56 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: joke

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:16 pm
by Mikey

Re: joke

Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2015 9:31 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
you son-of-a-bitch

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