T1B

http://nypost.com/2015/11/17/newlyweds- ... -genitals/

"Two Indonesian newlyweds have been arrested on accusations they plotted to kill a man the woman said had raped her a week before her marriage, and police said Tuesday the couple ate the victim’s genitals after the man was killed."

So, all you SJWs (sup, Sale?), does this make the groom a fag or at best, bisexual? Even during my most drunken rage state, I don't think eating some dude's wang would be in the top 1000 of my to-do list of getting even.

I prefer the pre-cooked penis from Costco. Just nuke on high for 2 minutes and you're good to go.

-Mikey

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I prefer the pre-cooked penis from Costco. Just nuke on high for 2 minutes and you're good to go.

-Mikey

Does that require a dry rub, or wet rub? Or perhaps a bikini wax?

Sin,

Gobbles McTubesteak

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I prefer the pre-cooked penis from Costco. Just nuke on high for 2 minutes and you're good to go.

-Mikey

Yeah and most fags complain that there are too many penises in the bag and they go bad before all can be used.

No problem for Me!!

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AP

I can assure you that the best-tasting penises are found on women.

Sincerely,

Screwball

You wouldn't think it was so funny if it was one of your loved-ones cranks in a Happy Meal.

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: your...crank in a Happy Meal.

Wha? How did THAT get in there?!?

--Diego

I prefer my penis slightly lifted and steamed.

sin,

Scotty

Anyone that would put sauce on a good quality cut of penis is a neanderthal. A little s&p is adequate.

sin,

the board meat snobs

Go Coogs' wrote:I prefer my penis slightly lifted and steamed.

sin,

Scotty

Wrong.

Scott doesn't do anything "slightly".

Edible penis was invented in the U&L.

-Dins

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I prefer the pre-cooked penis from Costco. Just nuke on high for 2 minutes and you're good to go.

-Mikey

The creamy sauce gives it a really authentic touch.

-Mgo

Go Coogs' wrote:Edible penis was invented in the U&L.

-Dins

smackaholic wrote:Anyone that would put sauce on a good quality cut of penis is a neanderthal. A little s&p is adequate.

sin,

the board meat snobs

I usually let them marinade in the fridge a few days. Then they are good to go.

Sin,
J Dahmer

You flyover shmucks and your flown in frozen farm raised dick make me laugh. You haven't eaten real dick until you have some fresh native dick that you caught with your own hands mere hours ago.

sin,

do I really have to say?

smackaholic wrote:You flyover shmucks and your flown in frozen farm raised dick make me laugh. You haven't eaten real dick until you have some fresh native dick that you caught with your own hands mere hours ago.

sin,

do I really have to say?

m2?

The coastal streams flooded last night. Should be teeming with fish, and fishable by the weekend. Unfortunately, any of the rivers within a couple hours of Portland will be teeming with fucking idiots, so I'll wait until Monday for the slaughter to commence.

And as I eat the wonderful bounty, I'll feel pity for the Flyovers... then I'll laugh at their misery, and their poor decision to not look into this outfit called UHaul.

R-Jack wrote:

smackaholic wrote:You flyover shmucks and your flown in frozen farm raised dick make me laugh. You haven't eaten real dick until you have some fresh native dick that you caught with your own hands mere hours ago.

sin,

do I really have to say?

m2?

Mic drop, walkoff.