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Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 2:40 am
by The Deciders
Our PM box has been getting pounded harder than the Peruvian hookers we've been nailing all week. You guessed it, we're on vacation. We're due back next week for Thankgsiving, then we're off again to the Galapagos Islands for bird watching. So please, get those requests and complaints in now while we've got the time and available wifi to handle them.

First off, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back for our brilliant decision to remove the Theology Forum thus shifting all of that traffic into Cul De Smack. Google Analytics indicates that our numbers have really picked up since that move, and we're becoming more and more appealing to advertisers. In fact, you may have already noticed that we've partnered with Draft Kings. They'll be popping in now and then, so please be nice to our new friends at Draft Kings - the number one site for daily fantasy sports. Just set your lineup and start collecting your cash!

Secondly, we've been made aware of the "tiff" between board administration and certain members of this community regarding censorship. Please know that while we do not condone internet bullying, we also do not condone word restriction, as some people may wish to use these words in their rightful and appropriate manner. This is why we've lifted all such word filters and have docked two weeks pay from the person(s) responsible.

That's all for now. We'll check back when time permits. We hope you all have a safe and happy holiday. Just one bit of advice before we go...if you can't book a 5-star hotel, then it ain't worth going at all.

Cheers,

The Team

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 3:15 am
by Moving Sale
Tranny

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:18 am
by atmdad
Sounds like a bunch of hand wringing and pearl clutching. Fucking Pussies.

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:22 am
by BSmack
mvscal

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:43 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Awesome Dude

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:56 am
by smackaholic
Choke on a dick, asswhipes.

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 11:11 am
by Carson
pedo

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 12:24 pm
by poptart
The Deciders wrote:Our PM box has been getting pounded harder than the Peruvian hookers we've been nailing all week. You guessed it, we're on vacation. We're due back next week for Thankgsiving, then we're off again to the Galapagos Islands for bird watching. So please, get those requests and complaints in now while we've got the time and available wifi to handle them.

First off, we'd like to pat ourselves on the back for our brilliant decision to remove the Theology Forum thus shifting all of that traffic into Cul De Smack. Google Analytics indicates that our numbers have really picked up since that move, and we're becoming more and more appealing to advertisers. In fact, you may have already noticed that we've partnered with Draft Kings. They'll be popping in now and then, so please be nice to our new friends at Draft Kings - the number one site for daily fantasy sports. Just set your lineup and start collecting your cash!

Secondly, we've been made aware of the "tiff" between board administration and certain members of this community regarding censorship. Please know that while we do not condone internet bullying, we also do not condone word restriction, as some people may wish to use these words in their rightful and appropriate manner. This is why we've lifted all such word filters and have docked two weeks pay from the person(s) responsible.

That's all for now. We'll check back when time permits. We hope you all have a safe and happy holiday. Just one bit of advice before we go...if you can't book a 5-star hotel, then it ain't worth going at all.

Cheers,

The Team
Why don't you do the board a favor and send the travelin' purse-carrier down to Antarctica on a permanent discovery mission.

Or launch him off to urANUS.

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2015 4:12 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Awesome Dude
:lol:

Re: Hey Gang!

Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:38 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Happy Trans-giving to all my American, gender-neutral/unassigned peeps at T1B.

Whether watching Captain Phillips in a bustier, or serving turkey in fishnets and pumps...I hope your holiday plans are pleasant and relaxing.

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