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I can't decide on whether to get another tattoo (of Santa) on my hindquarters or afford to send my calves to flight school.
I can only afford one or the other because I've pissed most of my money away on North Pole Marauders season's tickets (elf basketball league).
I'm a drunken sleigh-slut, so I haven't made good choices in my life.
MWAW! Kisses! I love you all! XOXOXOXO!

You could do me a favor and Febreze your lady parts.

I mean, fuck. I'm always slotted behind you on the big ride. You think year after year of your unkept gash wafting through the cold air up my nose has been a pleasure of mine? Seriously. It smells like spoiled lunch meat boiled in piss. That's not natural. That should be priority 1 and 1a. Fucking fix it

Actually...it kind of has been a pleasure of mine. Call me

My youngest caught me undressing! LOL! How embarrassing!

So was the surgery really worth it Vicky?

I mean you could have still gotten the darker bucks without it, they like that extra flank in the bank

A word of caution for the ladies. I once let a handsome yak buy me a bag of oats at this bar...and I woke up two days later covered in yak jizz behind a dumpster.
Do you know how hard it is to get yak jizz out of you fur? LOL! I was so embarrassed! LOL!

I will PM you pix of my udders.

Diego the Red-Knobbed reindeer
Had a very tiny hose
And if you ever saw it
You were nowhere near full grown

mvscal wrote:
Diego the Red-Knobbed reindeer
Had a very tiny hose
And if you ever saw it
You were nowhere near full grown

Hush little baby, don't say a peep
Diego's going to give you something to sleep

And if that cocktail don't do what it should
Diego's gonna drag you into the woods

And if those woods are surrounded by pigs
Diego's gonna bribe 'em by sucking their twigs