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For Gobbles McTubesteak:

smackaholic:

Don't even want to guess how Screwball found that little video.

For Screwy, just a simple link.

For Marty:

Jay in Phoenix wrote:For Marty:

Breast milk from Molly boobs?

Mrs. Smackaholic = a vial of laboratory-grade Strychnine and an air-tight alibi

KC Scott wrote: I'm just giving the little feller a leg up

We are about the same height when you are not wearing your pump.

Moving Sale wrote: when I get my new pump.

Ho Ho Ho little Schmo, Santa got your list and, yes you can have a new pump

It took a while to find, but this one has the micro attachment you requested

Sudden Sam wrote:For Screwy:

...so his girlfriend has something to hold on to while she's dropping her balls in his mouth?