T1B

Due to a disgruntled ex-employee I've initiated some long overdue upgrades to the team
I want all of you to wear your new look with pride and tighten up your game accordingly

No more songs with the wrong meter - looking at you Blitzen
No more one word repeats - Comet you fucking tardeer
No more wannabes - Slasher I will fight you
I've got my eye on all of you - so make me proud

Now I've gotta get back to work, I'm training a new helper

As a heads up, you false reindeer, the name is Donner, not fucking Donder. You're fired. Suck a stocking stuffed with ball sweaty coals.

Hello Donder, just got a message from Santa.

Some corrections are in order, so please ignore former posting. Still in line for sleigh pull in proper sequence. All is normal. Code sequence is still red green white squared. Plus two times two.

Please acknowledge sequence brother reindeer.

Code red and white. Plus 12 days of Christmas. Times E=mc squared.

Acknowledge, Donder.

End sequence. Sustain.

Donder wrote: Now I've gotta get back to work, I'm training a new helper

Have fun. Do yourself a favor and don't go down on her. I took that little trollop to my pen last week. Let's just say I'm into switching holes and she's not into keeping clean.

Did you use a strap on, Ellen?

Last time we checked you still use the Does room

Is that Vixen's replacement? If you can keep her from queefing in your face on Christmas Eve, she'll be a major upgrade.

A female with antlers? Right up Screwball's alley.

WTF?

My avatar is gayer than Diego flipping through a cop-of-the-month calendar.

:brad:

You picked it out, right?

Donder?

Huh, I guess my copy of the spreadsheet didn't auto update.

Dasher wrote:WTF?

My avatar is gayer than Diego flipping through a cop-of-the-month calendar.

:brad:

Mine's not exactly the most imposing figure either - but after sifting though an hours worth of Deviant Art these were the best thing the boss could come up with

^^^^ Thanks

Comet wrote:^^^^ Thanks

Si, gracias.