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Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:28 pm
by Wolfman
Rack.

Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 6:20 pm
by Mikey
Nice story.

However...

1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.
2. If you can't stand being around your wife, then why are you married (rhetorical question, not directed specifically at 88)?

Sayin'

Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:19 pm
by Goober McTuber
When Goober drinks mid-week, it might be this:

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Introduced to great acclaim in the Fall of 2014, Michter's Toasted Barrel Finish Bourbon is a groundbreaking whiskey expression. It is made by taking Michter's US*1 Kentucky Straight Bourbon and then aging it for an additional period in a second custom made barrel. This second barrel is assembled from 18-month air dried wood and then toasted but not charred. The truly unique and delicious taste of Michter's US*1 Toasted Barrel Finish Bourbon represents a remarkable achievement given that it is Kentucky Straight Bourbon with nothing extra added or done except placement in a second toasted barrel.
Picked up a bottle last night for $50. Very limited availability, I got the only one this store received. Good stuff, smoky flavor.

Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 7:21 pm
by Goober McTuber
Mikey wrote:1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.
I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.

Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:17 pm
by Mikey
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.
I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.
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Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:28 pm
by Blitzen
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.
I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.
So I can continue to get piss pants drunk and wallow in my own misery. The upside of my alcoholism is I can post nude pics of myself to anonymous dudes. The downside is I can post nude pics of myself to anonymous dudes. But fuck all, my old and saggy wrinkled balls are waxed and shiny. Gay twinks love that shit. Especially when I bend over and go full on veiny-bat wing. Or was that full goat? Shit, I'm old and drunk and senile, and my Depends are full.

Sin, Mr. Mctubebegobbler.

Re: When 88 Drinks Midweek...

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 8:44 pm
by Goober McTuber
Mikey wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:
Mikey wrote:1. Guys who hang out in bars have no home life. Personally, my house is a lot nicer place to hang than any bar.
I have a bar at my house. Best of both worlds.
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I have a lot more hair than that guy, who has a lot more hair than you do.

I am definitely slimmer than that guy, who is also much slimmer than you.

Life is funny.

Reindeer aren't. :mrgreen: