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What a wonderous day coming up for Goobs!

Ten gaylords a-leaping!



Merry Christmas you flaming codger you.

Hey Merry Christmas Mr. Goobs! It is all in fun don't be a party poop like Pops, come join the fun.


Happy holidays to all.

Jingle jingle jingle

Jingle bells, Goober smells,
He likes to wax his eggs,
Oh what fun it is to chide
Him on these holidays.

OH, jingle bells, Goober tells
The reindeer not to play,
Doesn’t know, this old man ‘ho
That he’s a closet gay!

jingle, jingle, jingle

You know what, I'm feeling kind of bad for Goober, so I just asked Santa to give our friend an extra helping of funny bone this Christmas. It will be stuffed in his stocking with care. Know what I'm saying?

12/20 is coming, fukkos.

Dasher wrote:12/20 is coming, fukkos.

Came and went, bitch.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:

Dasher wrote:12/20 is coming, fukkos.

Came and went, bitch.

It was a day late. You saw what happened to the board yesterday. Thanks for being a smartass, old prick. Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

Are you Dasher?

That would explain a lot.

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:That would explain a lot.

Because they're all getting over on you, mOFO! :grin:

who isn't?

Papa Willie wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:That would explain a lot.

Because they're all getting over on you, mOFO! :grin:

Or maybe because they suck out loud.

Hey Goobs, good to see you in here punching out the post totals and licking the reindeer ass . . . We didn't miss anything on the 15th, other than you playing leap-frog to your heart's content with those gaylord friends of yours. Ten in total I think. Bet you turned a circle jerk into a circular daisy-chain.

But WTF, wishing you a merry christmas you old fart bag, I hope Santa brings you enough levitra and mydixadril to keep yourself in priapism terror all year long. There are worse ways to go than glans gangrene and blood poisoned penis.

Papa Willie wrote:

I'm sorry, y'all. This has been the best year for the reindeer in a long, long time.

RACK the fucking reindeer!

fear the deer = smear the queer

I've enjoyed the reindeer quite a lot. But, it's about time they go into hibernation until next year.

This place will be getting a re-vamping in the New Year.

trev wrote:I've enjoyed the reindeer quite a lot. But, it's about time they go into hibernation until next year.

Reindeer don't hibernate, trev. They seasonally migrate, as many herd herbivores do.
Get your facts straight.

I knew I would be called out for that. But I never thought it would be from you, deer one.

Any random reindeer wrote:Goober...blah, blah, blah...old...blah, blah, blah...wrinkled...blah, blah, blah...waxed...blah, blah, blah...gay...blah, blah, blah...

Initially the reindeer were a brilliantly executed concept. But when you replace Biggie, PrimeX, DMike and ppanther with a handful of third tier posters, what you get is a bunch of gutless shit trolls who wouldn't dare run their weak "smack" under their regular nics.

How wrong you are Goober. The reindeer are what they always were and always will be. You're just bitter because you set yourself up as a target and you couldn't take the hoof pounding. As a former troll yourself, you know how this game works. Suck it up brah, the season is over and you're off the hook.

For now.

The reindeer aren't even a shadow of their former selves. Nothing particularly clever, no originality. I believe a number of posters told them to just stop. They were an embarassment.

I believe that number of posters was Dinsdale. He had a good point after that one bad post. The others however, who got spoofed, were just bitching the way you still are. Most everybody liked this years models. Face it ancient one, you did our work for us in embarrassing yourself. In other words,

Really?

Moron.

Dashing very slow
In a hoarsy open bray
Oh the boys he blows,
Chugging all the way.
Goober likes to bring,
nothing very bright
Oh what fun it is to sting
This boring turd tonight.

Oh, last word whore, last word whore
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun it is to chide
this boring 'tard today, oh
Last word whore, last word whore,
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun to rip and ride
His last word all the way.

A day or two ago,
He thought he'd like to try,
Put reindeer in his sights,
T'was blinded by their light;
Goober's fat and drunk,
Misfortune seemed his lot
He got into a blitzened blank,
And then he got butt shot.

Oh, last word whore, last word whore
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun it is to chide
this boring 'tard today, oh
Last word whore, last word whore,
Last word all the way
Oh, what fun to rip and ride
His last word all the way.

Happy Holigays old man! :grin:

That ^^^ was $.

Where does Santa get his rocks off?

On Comet. On Cupid. On Donder and Blitzen.

Go ahead and keep patting yourself on the back.