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Away for a Wax Job
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 2:58 am
by Comet
Away for a wax job, looking half dead
That old fag Goober has plans to give head
Before he goes out, he will get taint waxed
His ass will be shiny when he gets his fudge packed
He downs some Scope then goes out for a stroll
He's ready to perform at the Glory Hole
He hopes Badger boys soon will follow
If they played football, then he will swallow
His wife has questioned if he is still sane
His proudest moment was Blowing Ron Dayne
Yes, old Goober is out of his gourd
for posting nude selfies up on The One Board
Re: Away for a Wax Job
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 3:14 am
by Dasher
Why is the coach from Major League getting his ass waxed? :?
Re: Away for a Wax Job
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:10 am
by Blitzen
Dasher wrote:Why is the coach from Major League getting his ass waxed? :?
It's the off season and there just isn't all that much to do in Madison, except waxing and cruising for the fellas. Give the old 'mo a break. He's senile and butt scared of imaginary reindeer. His fragile old dome is stuffed to the gills with Prancers and Dancers and Dashers, oh my.
Re: Away for a Wax Job
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 5:22 am
by Screw_Michigan
Re: Away for a Wax Job
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:23 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Re: Away for a Wax Job
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:37 pm
by Goober McTuber
Nice.
