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Priapism. There I said it. Goober is too embarrassed to bring this up, so as per usualum he asked me to do it. Who has taken ED drugs? Who has had a four hour long boner? We are delivering him a Big batch of mydixadril and levitra this year, he one of our biggest requestors, right behind a bunch of rich arabs, and I worry a bit about his health.

Rudolph has tried a few samples from the doc, and they do have a very powerful effect. But a four hour hard on? No way for this reindeer, but maybe for Goobs.






(I just watched Blitzen sneak taking a shit into somebody's christmas present then wrapping it back up, so you kiddies just watch out!)

When I was much younger I had an erection 24/7. A 4-hour boner was morning calisthenics.

At least that's how I remember it.

Rudolph wrote:(I just watched Blitzen sneak taking a shit into somebody's christmas present then wrapping it back up, so you kiddies just watch out!)

Hey now! When I mentioned I had a few "special stocking stuffers", that was supposed to be a surprise. Thanks for ruining a moment Rudolph McScrooge. Geeze.

Gonna be something extra special in yours this year. How do ya' feel about aged Wisconson beef jerky with a waxy coating?

Away on a nude beach
heart-box for his crank
Then under the boardwalk
Where old guys go wank

Imprinted with hoof marks
sprawled out there he lay
that dust-farting Goober
denying he's gay

Jsc810 wrote:If you have not already done so, give Cialis a try, you will be glad you did. Yes, I still have lead in my pencil, but with Cialis you can ...... well, just try a half of a pill and find out. Again, you will be glad you did.

A few years back my primary care provider started pushing free samples of that stuff at me. Not sure why she thought I'd need something like that. What they don't tell you is that even if you don't need it, it greatly increases sensation. And here I thought I had given up recreational drugs.

Goober McTuber wrote:

Jsc810 wrote:Not sure why she thought I'd need something like that.

Maybe it wasn't for you. She probably thought your boyfriend needed it.

Jsc810 wrote: ...... well, just try a half of a pill and find out. Again, you will be glad you did.

What happens when your "partner" takes the whole pill?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
What happens when your "partner" takes the whole pill?

Just short of 4 hours of JSC-bliss... if things don't go the "medical attention" way.