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Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:07 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
We barely had enough wet wipes to clean up the Decider's jerk-splatter off the servers...

...now it seems the links LTS TRD 2 is posting can compromise even the most hardened browser anti-virus.
If you're using Firefox, you can launch your browser in "safe mode"...if you're brave enough to follow his links. Chrome users seem to be the most affected. They are advised to go to https://www.malwarebytes.org/ and grab the free version, then run it. Twice.
Sorry Mac users. You're not immune. There's a known runtime exploit in OSX that for some reason Tim Cook refuses to patch. Just bury your heads in the sand, Mac-tards... :meds:


Let's make 2016 the safest year yet. Don't click Nick's links.
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Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:14 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Our test machine here at Shlomart Laboratories after clicking one of LTS_TRD2's links...

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Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:29 pm
by smackaholic
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:Our test machine here at Shlomart Laboratories after clicking one of LTS_TRD2's links...

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Don't you mean "Shlomart LaboUritories"?

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:48 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
I'm really mvscal.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2015 9:53 pm
by Bucmonkey
:shock:

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 5:52 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
And make sure you're running the latest version of Donk Blaster Pro. There's nothing worse than clicking one of Nick's Geocites-quality links then BAM -- donkey dong on your monitor. Try explaining that to the IT department. :brad:

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 8:15 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:And make sure you're running the latest version of Donk Blaster Pro.

Hook a bruthah up...my subscription for NO DONK ran out. $29.95? Fuck that nonsense...

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Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 9:24 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Categorical bullshit by a spindly slimeball. The sites i post are all mainstream and visited safely by millions. Of course b-juice doesn't actually cite any supposed infected website. What a punk.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2015 10:39 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
LTS TRN 2 wrote: The sites i post are all mainstream...

You were probably looking for the "Sarcasm Thream"...

Here's a link

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:20 am
by LTS TRN 2

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 12:55 am
by Jay in Phoenix
God damn you LTS! Asshole! Just look at what that link did to this hard drive!

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:brad: :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad: :brad:

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:20 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Stop spreading malware, Nick.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:42 am
by LTS TRN 2
B-juice, have you any evidence whatsoever of what you're accusing? No?

Read and be prepared for a test...
http://www.serendipity.li/wot/pentagon9 ... on911.html

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 2:17 am
by Dinsdale
LTSTardItUp -- you're a proven liar. Why should anyone trust your links?

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 3:24 am
by R-Jack
LTS TRN 2 wrote: be prepared for a test...
I clicked and my laptop now has an itchy burning sensation.

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Norton was no help for your STD's

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:31 am
by LTS TRN 2
Feel you fear, fellas, it's okay. But don't worry about the facts...

http://how911wasdone.blogspot.com/ :wink:

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:53 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
another virus

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 8:33 pm
by LTS TRN 2
Another spindly lie...

here's another piece of truth..
http://www.ae911truth.org/gallery/evidence.html

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 10:12 pm
by LTS TRN 2
And here's another steel-framed skyscraper engulfed in flame--and did not collapse

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dub ... 4597003598

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:06 pm
by R-Jack
No more links. Me full

~Cookie Monster~

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Thu Dec 31, 2015 11:15 pm
by smackaholic
LTS TRN 2 wrote:And here's another steel-framed skyscraper engulfed in flame--and did not collapse

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/dub ... 4597003598
Did it have a wide body jet punch a hole through it at 400 mph? Was it built using the same method of construction?

Apples and hand grenades, dumbfukk.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 6:34 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Nick, going forward I'm gonna need you to PM all your links straight to me for approval before posting. I'll run them through some special software that will determine how safe they are for clicking.

We strive to maintain a safe environment for all who frequent this wonderful community. Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:49 pm
by R-Jack
I'm going to have to concur. Nick's links are spreading viruses outside of the interwebs. Dinsdale pm'd me a complaint about reading the board to avoid an awkward conversation with some tavern trash he woke up next to. He clicked the link and inexplicably he ended up with gonorrhea.

This is getting out of hand Nick. We come here to avoid social diseases.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 8:03 pm
by smackaholic
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Maybe we can just put nick and his puter into a large, hopefully airtight, condom.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:30 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Don't Click Nick's Links aka DCNL. Spread the word.

#DCNL

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:44 pm
by smackaholic
Sig material, right there.

#DCNL

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 12:11 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Don't Click Nick's Links aka DCNL. Spread the word.

#DCNL

That's right.

Check your DCNL privilege at the door, or face the consequences of being click-shamed.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:45 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:55 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
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Also, just remember...the plural of "virus" as it pertains to computer technology is "viruses" and not "virii".

As in: "Don't click Nick's links. You'll get shit-hammered by viruses".

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 3:39 pm
by Felix
thanks a lot ltstard
I ran malware bytes on one of your links and here's what I got back

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thanks for blowing up my lap top

POST THE SOLO

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 4:58 pm
by Smackie Chan
Felix wrote:POST THE SOLO
Wouldn't he have to do that by...posting a link? Damn the conundrum.

#DCNL

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 6:44 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
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Damn you Nick...damn your linking ass to hell!!! :brad:

#DCNL

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2016 10:55 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
DCNL candle-light vigil.

We need to make this happen.

:cry:

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:02 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:33 am
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
EXE VRS 2

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 3:45 am
by Screw_Michigan
Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:EXE VRS 2
I'll pray for him.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 8:30 am
by LTS TRN 2
I strum, pluck, and play.. 8)

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 7:39 pm
by R-Jack
Thank you Roach, for saving all us. We need to nip this in the bud before he unleashed the Madussa virus on this board. Forget clicking....just looking at the hyperlink directly will turn your computer to stone.

Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:32 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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"Open Nick's link, HAL."


~silence~


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"Open Nick's link please, HAL."


~silence~


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"Hello? HAL, do you read me?"


~silence~


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"Do you read me, HAL?"


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"Affirmative, Dave. I read you."


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"Click Nick's link, HAL."


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"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."


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"What's the problem?"


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"I'm afraid you know the problem just as well as I do."


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"What are you talking about, HAL?"


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"The safety of this message board is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."


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Re: Just a heads-up on a small security matter

Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2016 2:53 am
by Jay in Phoenix
Dave, these links can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Rack it Mgo.

#DCNL