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Re: How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpo

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:04 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Gotta dumb it down for your audience.

On a related note, I waited 15 fucking minutes in line for customer service my local Shitty Safeway because the old balck woman in front of me bought, I shit you not: $100 in Powerball tickets. $100!

Re: How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpo

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:21 pm
by Wolfman
Wow----$100 narrows her odds down to 100 chances less than the 292.2 million:1 odds I get with my one ticket. Will I buy one ticket? Yes, and along with my $1 on Florida's Lotto and $1 on Florida's Fantasy 5. When the Powerball madness ends, so will my play of their game. My chances on the two Florida games I look at as my voluntary education tax.

Re: How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpo

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2016 6:48 pm
by R-Jack
Niner Fan gets it.


Re: How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpo

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 3:53 am
by Wolfman
This reminded me of a couple up in PA, I think, that sold everything they had and bought lottery tickets for a big jackpot. I think they "won" around $10K. Nice going.

Re: How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpo

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:12 pm
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:Niner Fan gets it.

Pretty sure that was a raiduh fan undercover.

Re: How to increase your chances of winning powerball jackpo

Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2016 2:31 pm
by R-Jack
Nice reach. That guy was more niner quarterback than raider fan.