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Larrence Phillips killed himself.

http://www.kerngoldenempire.com/news/br ... ate-prison
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I chortled.
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Prison is bad enough.

This prison is in Bakersfield. I'm surprised their suicide rate isn't around 100%.
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I'll wait to pass judgement until I hear from his grandmother, who will undoubtedly assure us he was "a decent, church going member of the community".

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Mikey wrote:Prison is bad enough.

This prison is in Bakersfield. I'm surprised their suicide rate isn't around 100%.
Apparently he cracked when they put him in the hole.
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Let's not rush to judgement. He's only a suspect at this point.
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Was he pissed because Sean Penn interviewed El Chapo instead of him?
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Sudden Sam wrote: He might should have thought about that before he threw his girlfriend down the stairs, drove his car into a bunch of kids, and killed his cellmate.
What does killing his cellmate have to do with this?
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Screw_Michigan wrote:What does killing his cellmate have to do with this?
Killing his cellmate was why he was looking at a long time in the hole.
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BSmack wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:What does killing his cellmate have to do with this?
Killing his cellmate was why he was looking at a long time in the hole.
We're splitting hairs here. He was already doing at least 10 years for the whole driving a car into a flag football game, thing. If you're going to be worried about prison, the time to worry about prison is before your behavior gets you there.

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Mikey wrote:Prison is bad enough.

This prison is in Bakersfield. I'm surprised their suicide rate isn't around 100%.
WTF difference does it make? It's not like the prisoners are going out to experience the local nightlife.
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Diego in Seattle wrote: WTF difference does it make? It's not like the prisoners are going out to experience the local nightlife.
Good call, Hillary.
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Diego in Seattle wrote:
Mikey wrote:Prison is bad enough.

This prison is in Bakersfield. I'm surprised their suicide rate isn't around 100%.
WTF difference does it make? It's not like the prisoners are going out to experience the local nightlife.
Seriously?

I thought they got OR furlough on the first and third Fridays every month.
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Wow. He's taking the Rams move pretty hard.
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Rack Larry for doing the taxpayers of cali a favor. Those poor fukks need all the help they can get.
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