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A Waffle House hottie.

A woman is under arrest after a naked rampage through a Waffle House restaurant, authorities said.

Jennifer Mary Henderson, 37, is jailed in Cobb County, Georgia, northwest of Atlanta. The Sheriff's Office booking report says she's been charged with aggravated battery and criminal damage to property. She's also charged with public indecency.

The incident happened last week at a Waffle House in the city of Kennesaw.

Police tell CNN affiliate WGCL that Henderson stripped off her clothes, then hit a woman and threw several platters of food at Waffle House customers. When police tried to arrest her, she fought back, scratching an officer.

She's also charged with simple battery against a police officer. No bond has been posted in her case.

Too bad -- when I stopped in Kennesaw, it was Sunday, so we went to a really lame (but large) "sports bar" to catch some football. Had I known that the Awful House in Kennesaw had such quality tail on display, I might have rethought my dining decision.

We once flew into Nashville and by the time we got a rental car it was like 9:30, so we stopped at a Waffle House. Everyone should experience this once in their life. A cook and a waitress. As we ordered, she just yelled out the order back to the cook. My husband asked our country bumpkin waitress for "strawberry topping" for his waffle. The exact way it showed on the menu. She scolded my husband and said we don't have strawberry topping here. It's reconstituted strawberries ALL READY IN THE BATTER. She emphasized those last words with a frown on her face. He said, ok, that's fine. He gets his waffle and there are a few teeny tiny little red bits in it. I had a salad with fried chicken on it, it wasn't bad. Or I was really hungry.

On that note -- I absolutely DEFILED a Waffle House restroom in Jacksonville... yup, it happened that quickly.

trev wrote:Everyone should experience this once in their life.

My first experience (we don't have Awful House here Out West) was in the wee hours on the east side of Albuquerque (ghetto). It was actually crowded -- with gangbangers and hookers... good times.

Now that's the sort of quality entertainment you'll never get at an Applebees.

Dinsdale wrote:On that note -- I absolutely DEFILED a Waffle House restroom in Jacksonville... yup, it happened that quickly.

I would suspect that awful house restrooms are more or less defile-proof.

smackaholic wrote:Now that's the sort of quality entertainment you'll never get at an Applebees.

I had to make a trip to the Eastern Shore of Virginia for work. Stayed the night in Salisbury, MD, the night before.

Had a beer at the next door Applebees next to the hotel after I arrived. Definitely heard "our ni66er president" out of the guy on the barstool next to me.

Screw_Michigan wrote:

smackaholic wrote:Now that's the sort of quality entertainment you'll never get at an Applebees.

I had to make a trip to the Eastern Shore of Virginia for work. Stayed the night in Salisbury, MD, the night before.

Had a beer at the next door Applebees next to the hotel after I arrived. Definitely heard "our ni66er president" out of the guy on the barstool next to me.

I am shocked that a resident of the cultural mecca of the eastern shore would say such a thing.

With a little luck, once this climate change thing gets going good, a super hurricane will sweep that wretched sandbar away.

I always try to stop at a Waffle House whenever I'm down south. The food is absolutely horrific but beside the point. It's all about the cultural experience. The key is to hit up a WH in, say, a really rural part of Alabama. Subbing grits out for something else is akin to saying "SEC footballs sucks" or "I don't find my cousin sexually attractive." Be prepared for abrupt silence and cold stares.

Sam has been there and done that.

WAR scattered, smothered, and covered hash browns.

Dont believe I have even done breakfast at the awful house. Do they make their own home fries? I don't get restaurants that use shit out of a frozen bag. Anyone I go to that pulls that shit gets crossed off my list of acceptable breakfast places. How fukkin hard is it to bake a few taters, throw'em in the fridge over night, then dice and throw on the grill with some onion,s&p and bacon fat. They already have the damn bacon fat. MIght as well do something with it other than let some hippy power his clapped out '78 benz 240D.

I've been to Awful House in:

Albuquerque NM
Birmingham AL (or so I seem to remember)
Springfield MO
Nashville TN (more than one location)
Tampa FL
Jacksonville FL
Augusta GA
Charleston SC
Richmond VA
Chattanooga TN
Colorado Springs CO


Because a coworker thinks the shit is actually good. I usually stick with an omelette and hash browns with a side of gravy.

There really is no reason to go to a Waffle House when you have Cracker Barrel nearby. Unless CB is closed.

Sometimes I think Mgo and I are soulmates.

Just made a trip south for the holidays. Stopped at a Waffle House on the way down and on the way back. Definitely the kind of place where two young children can start wrestling each other on the the floor while their father cheers them on by yelling, "Git sum! Git sum!" Because that happened on our way back.

BSmack wrote:Just made a trip south for the holidays. Stopped at a Waffle House on the way down and on the way back. Definitely the kind of place where two young children can start wrestling each other on the the floor while their father cheers them on by yelling, "Git sum! Git sum!" Because that happened on our way back.

Too bad there wasn't a folding chair available.

I think the folding chairs and ladders are keep in back for the big PPV matches.

The WH should have a play section like some McD's do, but just make it a half scale wrasslin' ring, a folding chair or two and a ladder. You don't want little Ricky executing his first pile driver there on the tile floor. That's a law suit waiting to happen.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I always try to stop at a Waffle House whenever I'm down south. The food is absolutely horrific but beside the point. It's all about the cultural experience. The key is to hit up a WH in, say, a really rural part of Alabama. Subbing grits out for something else is akin to saying "SEC footballs sucks" or "I don't find my cousin sexually attractive." Be prepared for abrupt silence and cold stares.

Do you ever get into the Coke vs not Coke thing? I always wondered how that conversation would go.

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Do you ever get into the Coke vs not Coke thing? I always wondered how that conversation would go.

Some people just prefer meth.

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Do you ever get into the Coke vs not Coke thing? I always wondered how that conversation would go.

What's that all about?

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
What's that all about?

Because the creme de la creme of inbred Southerners drink Coke with their breakfast.

Except in Tennessee, where they prefer Mountain Dew.

Dinsdale wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
What's that all about?

Because the creme de la creme of inbred Southerners drink Coke with their breakfast.

Except in Tennessee, where they prefer Mountain Dew.

Yes, and the fact they call all sodas "Coke."

Dinsdale wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:
What's that all about?

Because the creme de la creme of inbred Southerners drink Coke with their breakfast.

Except in Tennessee, where they prefer Mountain Dew.

Idiot.

Mountain Dew is a Kentucky thing.

I know this is a waffle house hoedown thread, but fuggit, this one is too good to pass up. It has bleach to the face, titties, ghetto barbie, tazers. Just too much to pass up.....



Note to big girl in black. Learn some mui tai skillz. You could have took ghetto barbie out early.

I thought West Virginia was the Mountain Dew capitol?

The dew does not have a home state. It is THE PWT beverage of choice all over. I can find it in 57 varieties at any convenience store nationwide.

Carson wrote: Idiot.

Mountain Dew is a Kentucky thing.

Tennessee bottlers Barney and Ally Hartman developed Mountain Dew as a mixer. Soft drinks were regional in the 1930s, and the Hartmans had difficulty in Knoxville obtaining their preferred soda to mix with liquor, preferably whiskey, so the two men developed their own.

Charles Gordon, who had partnered with William Swartz to bottle and promote Dr. Enuf, was introduced to Mountain Dew when he met the Hartman brothers on a train and they offered him a sample. Gordon and the Hartman brothers subsequently made a deal to bottle Mountain Dew by the Tri-Cities Beverage Corporation in Johnson City, Tennessee.

In fact, if you buy a Mountain Dew in Tennessee, it has a unique bottle that mentions its Tennessee origins.

Until the 60's it was only available in Tennessee. Hell, my West Coast ass knew this before I ever went to Tennessee...


Idiot.

I'm talking about Kentucky necks being addicted to MD to the point where their teeth are rotting out.

I don't give a shit who first concocted it.

trev wrote:There really is no reason to go to a Waffle House when you have Cracker Barrel nearby. Unless CB is closed.

Sometimes I think Mgo and I are soulmates.

Ohhhhh, Cracker Barrel is my favorite! I especially love the...uhh...hamsteak. Just out of this world!

Sudden Sam wrote:I've never seen anyone drink Coke at breakfast. Never.

You live there so you're not observing your surroundings as keenly as an out-of-towner might.

Contrary to Spray's assertion, I'd guess your region's obesity problem has more to do with your massive sugary beverage intake rather than the "delicious food." If you could just cut out all the "Cokes" and the 14 daily glasses of obscenely sugary sweet tea, then that full slab of ribs every other day is probly no huge deal.

Carson wrote:I'm talking about Kentucky necks being addicted to MD to the point where their teeth are rotting out.

I don't give a shit who first concocted it.

Are you implying that the rest of the SEC's dental condition is any better?

Papa Willie wrote:Again - Waffle House is only fit after a long night of drinking. Christ - my name (shutyomouth) originated from a post drunk night of dining on WH. Actually - some WH's are better than others.

As far as Cracker Barrel - I've eaten at two and they both sucked horribly. Small portions, bland food. Not a fan.

Cracker Barrel is the bottom of the barrel. We have on in Rochester. Between the stupid gift shop and the shitty food it will make you wish you had worn a suicide bomber vest.

Here in Rochester, the only food fit for post drinking dining is a Garbage Plate.

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Papa Willie wrote:Christ - my name (shutyomouth) originated from a post drunk night of dining on WH.

I always assumed it was related to your posting style.

I don't have any places like WH or Cracker Barrel in my neck of the woods. If I want shit food after drinking, I still have to settle for Denny's. :(

No huddle house. No Bumbletoes. No Cousinfist.

No need. Plenty of Applebee's out here.

R-Jack wrote:If I want shit food after drinking, I still have to settle for Denny's.

Shari's is better. Still not very good, but a definite upgrade.

I'd rather risk getting shot and go to Nations.