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Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 4:58 pm
by Wolfman
That would really piss off the "establishment", but you have to know it will make for a few yuks on SNL.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 5:20 pm
by Mikey
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Endorse the Donald? It couldn't hurt.

VP material? Oh The horror.
Couldn't hurt who?

I think maybe she's just recruiting the Donald to be Bristol's next baby daddy.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 6:08 pm
by War Wagon
You mean the same party that now controls both houses of Congress, that Republican party?

How does it feel to be so completely oblivious of facts?

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:33 pm
by White Cock
civil war? really?

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:37 pm
by Left Seater
Jsc810 wrote:What a complete and total failure the Republican party has become. Sad.
How is that any worse than the Democratic Party which has a laughing stock President (approval ratings in the low 40s and lower than those who disapprove), an admitted liar as the leading Presidential candidate, and an outright socialist as her only challenger?

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 7:45 pm
by Sirfindafold
Jsc810 wrote:What a complete and total failure the Republican party has become. Sad.
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Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 11:57 pm
by Wolfman
Trump is showing his true self as he sucks up to the corn farming crony capitalists in Iowa. A couple weeks from now, things will be a bit more clear. JSC still thinks Bernie Sanders will prevail over the Clinton $$$ and power machine. 2016 is not disappointing, for sure.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:06 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
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Front to back: Bristol Palin's current boyfriend, Bristol Palin's vagina

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 12:41 am
by War Wagon
Jsc810 wrote:The same party that is having a civil war now
You call it a civil war, I call it a Tuesday in the primary season. Once the GOP sorts out their nominee, the "civil war" battle ground will move elsewhere.

You really should pull your head out of your ass someday and smell the coffee. In the meantime, you remain a clueless, pitiful dumbfuck.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:22 am
by Diego in Seattle
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Image
Front to back: Bristol Palin's current boyfriend, Bristol Palin's vagina
Rack!

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:44 am
by Goober McTuber
I see that Bernie has opened up a huge lead over Hillary in New Hampshire. Hope the general election is Sanders vs Trump. Talk about the evil of two lessers.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:51 am
by Dinsdale
Goober McTuber wrote: Hope the general election is Sanders vs Trump.
Fuck that -- let's just burn this mother to the ground and elect a Trump/Sanders ticket.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:54 am
by smackaholic
I think Ted is in good shape. The D's case against him currently is, he's mean and he's a canuck.

Yes, he is mean....to the rep. establishment. He was born in canuckland to an American mother and dad was a legal resident.

There are 2 types of citizens. Those born citizens and those "naturalized" through a process, after being born. Ted is not the latter. He did not have to apply for citizenship after coming to the US, so by default, he is a natural born citizen.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:39 am
by Diego in Seattle
Palin's son Track was just arrested for DV & carrying a gun while intoxicated. I'm sure all you conservatives & Fox News (redundant, I know) will give him & her a pass. It's not like he did something really bad, like....


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Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:40 am
by Screw_Michigan
Papa Willie wrote: Why? Because they have a desire to have less government and fewer laws?
They do? :?

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 1:53 pm
by MuchoBulls
Jsc810 wrote:What a complete and total failure the Republican party has become. Sad.
Honestly, you can say the same for both parties these days

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 2:29 pm
by Left Seater
Diego in Seattle wrote:
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Dude on the right needs to shave.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 6:26 pm
by Diego in Seattle
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Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 7:34 pm
by Mikey
Left Seater wrote:

Dude on the right needs to shave.
You seem to be confused. Did your mommy forget to teach you how to tell girls from boys?

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 8:46 pm
by Left Seater
Heh, she taught me that boys have facial hair. She also taught me that girls wear skirts, but you guys in Cali have told us that that doesn't matter, clothes are gender neutral.

So when there is a picture of someone wearing a skirt and needs to shave their upper lip the confusion is obvious. Figured it was a boy wearing a skirt in Cali.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:35 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Left Seater wrote: needs to shave their upper lip
:? :? :? :? :? :? :?

:meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds: :meds:

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 9:48 pm
by Mikey
Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not actually any facial hair showing there, but Lefty does have a fertile imagination.

Maybe he dreams of teenage boys in skirts with downy facial hair over their upper lips. And he wants to blame California for his gender confusion.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:14 pm
by BSmack
This thread needs an Aunt Bunny reset.


Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:25 pm
by R-Jack
Left Seater wrote: She also taught me that girls wear skirts

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Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 10:41 pm
by Left Seater
Mikey wrote:Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not actually any facial hair showing there, but Lefty does have a fertile imagination.

Maybe he dreams of teenage boys in skirts with downy facial hair over their upper lips. And he wants to blame California for his gender confusion.
Quite the reach, take your meds today?

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:08 pm
by smackaholic
The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Wed Jan 20, 2016 11:12 pm
by Diego in Seattle
The Nuge just endorsed Cruz, so Cruz didn't completely miss out on whacko endorsements.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:32 am
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 12:53 am
by smackaholic
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.
Yeah probably. But, I wouldn't pay to see that. I would drop a few bucks to see Sarah get shagged.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:04 am
by Goober McTuber
Left Seater wrote:
Mikey wrote:Yeah, I'm pretty sure there's not actually any facial hair showing there, but Lefty does have a fertile imagination.

Maybe he dreams of teenage boys in skirts with downy facial hair over their upper lips. And he wants to blame California for his gender confusion.
Quite the reach, take your meds today?
So you can actually see facial hair in that photo? Your blind foaming-at-the-moth hatred of all things Obama is amusing. I mean, I just dislike the guy.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:54 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.
Yeah probably. But, I wouldn't pay to see that. I would drop a few bucks to see Sarah get shagged.
There's always...alternatives.

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Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 3:31 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Speaking of hairy chicks, I was in a gas station the other day and noticed the young clerk working the register was fairly attractive (an oddity in and of itself). Then I looked down briefly and noticed she had these fucking woolly mammoth arms. It was difficult to avert my gaze because the juxtaposition of this spectacle is not something you see every day (cute, petite blonde girl with Sasquatch arms). Running a razor over those puppies every couple days would seem like no huge, hairy deal but I suppose she just doesn't give a fuck, so on some level you've got to respect that.

Unless you're boning her.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:13 am
by LTS TRN 2
smackaholic wrote:
Screw_Michigan wrote:
smackaholic wrote:The only "will she or won't she" question concerning Sarah that I give a fukk about ends in "do porn".

There ain't a whole lotta over 50 chicks that need to do porn. She is one. Still has an absolutely smoking body.
Bristol will end up in porn first.
Yeah probably. But, I wouldn't pay to see that. I would drop a few bucks to see Sarah get shagged.
And you'd pay triple to see the Glenn Rice tapes? Sure you would. even though she's actually a jug headed pig with the intelligence of guzzler. But here, open a link and enjoy.. 8)
knock it off asshole

Meanwhile, the grotesque contagion that is the GOP is indeed in a civil war. And don't think of America's war between the states, but of that biblical event which was very intentionally left out of the Good Book--the vicious infighting of the actual tiny kingdom of Israel and its seething brother to the very near South, Judea. Now in the proper analogy, the old guard GOP criminals like Bush , Rubio, McConnell, Ryan, Graham, etc., are the original Israel, while Cruz, Rand, the Kansas governor loon, and insane bitches like Halley and Ernst represent the breakaway harder line zealots that made up Judea. And...we know who won...right? (psst..Israel was conquered--thrashed and humiliated, ground to gravel, as Judea itself would be six hundred years later by the iron heel of Rome.)

And let's be clear, the Judeans felt threatened by the old guard Israelis and sought the outside help of the Assyrians (a mighty army) and intentionally undermined their doctrinal brethren. And that's pretty much what's going on with the current GOP contagion. So...who is the Assyrian army in the current GOP meltdown and self-devouring collapse?

I don't understand you people , but I'm ready to crush....
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Who's going to stop Trump? And why is he worse than Cruz? (let's forget the Bush clan, really).

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:15 pm
by smackaholic
Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Admins, do the entire board a favor and flush that fukking turd permanently. His act got old a long time ago.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 1:47 pm
by R-Jack
smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.
Fucking hell man? You even put the #DCNL in your sig.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:02 pm
by smackaholic
R-Jack wrote:
smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.
Fucking hell man? You even put the #DCNL in your sig.
Yeah, I guess I ought to take my own advice. I will from now on.

You should still exile that fukk permanently. Board pile ons were fun for awhile, but even those are getting old.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 7:54 pm
by R-Jack
smackaholic wrote:
Yeah, I guess I ought to take my own advice. I will from now on.

You should still exile that fukk permanently. Board pile ons were fun for awhile, but even those are getting old.
Sounds good.....but I'll be damned if I accommodate a retard that carries the "Don't Click Nick's Links" banner, while clicking Nick's links. Seriously. I can't fucking help you.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 8:05 pm
by Screw_Michigan
smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Admins, do the entire board a favor and flush that fukking turd permanently. His act got old a long time ago.
Are you new here? You should know better.

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2016 11:24 pm
by LTS TRN 2
smackaholic wrote:Yeah, I had the misfortune of clicking it too.

Admins, do the entire board a favor and flush that fukking turd permanently. His act got old a long time ago.
:grin: Sure, you thought it was the Glen Rice tapes of the young black ram tupping the annoying white ewe. If it's any consolation, the perp in the snuff vid is safely behind bars.

Meanwhile, besides the silly prank on Smackie, the issue of the Assyrian marauder Trump hauling away the enslaved old guard of the GOP contagion in a biblical redo is theater of the bizarre unfolding before our eyes. As for the fetid hog that is Palin, her part in this pageant might be described, in the words of Faulkner, as a "transmogrified hallucination of Jezebel."

Enjoy 8)

Re: Will she or won't she?

Posted: Fri Jan 22, 2016 3:20 am
by H4ever
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Papa Willie wrote: Why? Because they have a desire to have less government and fewer laws?
They do? :?

They do whatever the Koch brothers tell them to do... as they scratch them another check