Raccoon Story (very long - sorry) and LTSTRN2 Hungus Bet

[Carson]

Mikey's not gonna like this.

[LTS TRN 2]

Typical closet queer quivering wimps...oh no, kill the coon..

How utterly disgusting. You rename disgrace.

[smackaholic]

This had the potential to be the best PET in the history of T1B and you dropped the motherfukkin' ball!!!!

Rack the story anyhoo.

[BSmack]

[smackaholic]

This is why nobody wants coons movin' into their neighborhoods. At first you're like, "no big deal. we'll all just get along" next thing you know, you are in a KA-BAR pike life and death struggle.

It really is best for all that they remain in their natural habitat.

#Coon lifes matter......

so long as they stay outta my neighborhood.

[BSmack]

Typical closet queer quivering wimps...oh no, kill the coon..

How utterly disgusting. You rename disgrace.

All I hear is "blah blah blah I can't fucking play guitar."

[smackaholic]

We had a family of squirrels inhabit the basement and walls of casa de smack a number of years ago. We just ignored them and they booked as soon as it got warm out. Haven't had any coon issues thank g0d. They can be arseholes. Way bigger and smarter than squirrels. I suspect having a mut who spends a fair amount of time patrolling the yard helps. Coons don't much care for dogs. Or maybe they just hate extension cords. Fukk whatever it is, it has worked for 15 years here.

[Mikey]

Nice story. That was one bad-ass coon.
The ones out here are all weather pussies and just want to hang out in the pool.

[R-Jack]

Or maybe they just hate extension cords.

Since half your foundation is loose extension cords, you should be in good shape for the next 15 then.

[atmdad]

You need to write a book, "Bob's in My Life" or something or other, Coon-Bob, Gelatinous-Bob...

I had a family of 'coons living under my house for about a month a couple of years ago. On their last night in a drunken frenzy I was able to catch three of the babies with 5-gallon HD buckets. Tossed them into a canyon about a half mile away. Covered where they were getting into the crawl space to keep them from getting back in. Yea, not quite as exiting.

[Mikey]

Yea, not quite as exiting.

But a worthy exit nonetheless...

[Wolfman]

I enjoyed the saga. Photos would have been epic. Hope you all were very careful with the blood. Wild critters can carry and transmit some nasty things. Homo sapeins 1: Procyon lotor 0

[LTS TRN 2]

Typical closet queer quivering wimps...oh no, kill the coon..

How utterly disgusting. You rename disgrace.

All I hear is "blah blah blah I can't fucking play guitar."

No, here's some guitar playing I posted a couple months ago. I don't give a fuck if you don't like it, but don't pretend it's not actual guitar playing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knalsEDzIB0

[Jay in Phoenix]

^^^^^^
This.

Just posting it LTS, doesn't make it you. Do what 88 said and then you can have some cred. Weak cred mind you, but cred.

[LTS TRN 2]

The subject is coons, and those who would kill coons.

[kcdave]

This had the potential to be the best PET in the history of T1B and you dropped the motherfukkin' ball!!!!

Rack the story anyhoo.

Pretty much what I was thinking. 88, I know you likely have a smart phone.
USE IT NEXT TIME!

[Jay in Phoenix]

The subject is coons, and those who would kill coons.

That's raccoon Nicole, stop being racist. And the subject of any thread can shift and now it's back to you and your ducking the challenge. Grow a pair and take up 88 and his offer and prove once and for all that you can play. Or continue to spin down the drain and into the lying shit box that is your existence.

Clock is ticking sport.

[Rooster]

Since the first of the year, I've caught 7 squirrels, 3 raccoons, and 2 possums. I want to paint little animal silhouettes on the side of my trap. They undergone renditions to... varmint Guantanamo. :cry:

[smackaholic]

Weird. I thought Racoons were pretty much everywhere. They are some clever adaptive mofos.

[Dinsdale]

Don't know about skunks, but coons and possums are cyclical. They're prone to canine dysentery, and once they become overpopulated, the plague hits.

Used to have probably a dozen coons living in the large (probably around 100') sequoia in the backyard a few years ago (I live behind a small strip mall, and the dumpaters are right behind the fence, plenty of food, along with our fruit trees). Haven't seen a coon in probably 2-3 years. But we've got a skunk living in the backyard -- as far as skunks go, this one is quite well-mannered (unlike some previous residents), and rarely seems to spray. Therefore, he gets kitchen scraps left by his hidey-hole .Skunks are quite beneficial, if they're not stinking the place up -- the eat yellow jackets and all sorts of garden undesirables... in fact, I don't think I've seen much in the way of yellow jackets (quite prevalent around here) since Mr. Skunk moved in. When I go outside at night and Mr. Skunk is out and about, I say "Hey, Mr. Skunk," and he kind of turns and nods his head in acknowledgement, and goes about his business. Pretty cool animals, save for the smell.

[Goober McTuber]

Pretty cool animals, save for the smell.

Are we talking about your lady friends?

[trev]

The closest I came to a possum was finding one trapped in an empty Rubbermaid type trashcan. It was half deceased from roasting in hot trash can all day, but it still hissed at me. I ran like a mofo into the house. My boys went out and turned the trashcan on it's side and ran. It managed to get up to the top of the fence and stayed there for awhile. The boys brought it a piece of cheese and some water and in about an hour it got enough strength to disappear.

[mvscal]

We've got fuckloads of possums here. I've run over quite a few.

They are extremely stupid animals. Nearly as dumb as Screwy.