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With a little luck, that twister will deliver your carcass to Knockville and save them the freight charges.

So long, Sam. We'll miss you. I'll let the rest fight over your record player. Can I have your bike?
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Sweet! Thanks, bro. :grin:

How's that back doing, BTW? Not that it matters as you'll be dead soon.
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Can I have your Devo albums?
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Sudden Sam wrote: Aren't you in Connecticut? It should be there by Saturday.
That's got to be a really big tornado.
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Nah, I've got their two good ones. Listening to post Candy-O cars fucks up my gusl.
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Heartbeat City was good, except for Drive.
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I'll try to come up with something novel.
Wow. That set's up a whole bunch of possibilities.
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Please act like you've been through this before Sam...it will turn out no worse then a summer T-storm...
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Screw_Michigan wrote:Heartbeat City was good, except for Drive.
Damn, I agree with Screw. Drive was okay, the very first time I heard it, but talk about over saturated. The rest of Heartbeat City is very nice.
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We had some really heavy rains, with a few downed trees and landslides. That was like 2.5 months ago. Worst shit in 20 years. Just been enjoying the mostly rainy 60 degree days for many weeks.

Sudden Sam wrote:
I will absolutely refuse to say it sounded like a train...even if it does. I'll try to come up with something novel.
I have no idea what a tornado sounds like... but an earthquake sounds just like a train... that keeps getting closer and closer and closer, until it derails at your house. Fuck a buncha tornado shit.
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Dinsdale wrote:
I have no idea what a tornado sounds like... but an earthquake sounds just like a train... that keeps getting closer and closer and closer, until it derails at your house. Fuck a buncha tornado shit.
I guess the best you could hope for is that you live near the edge of the Earth...and the tornado just falls off.
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A tornado missed our house by about a mile earlier today. I was outside watching a huge cloud wall roll by. Thought I was about to join Hedges. Stay safe, Sam.

Or die. Whichever. I don't really care.
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Thanks, Obama.
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I'm watching the Weather Channel. Lots of trailer park video and rednecks. Why does Jesus hate trailer parks?
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BSmack wrote:I'm watching the Weather Channel. Lots of trailer park video and rednecks. Why does Jesus hate trailer parks?
Because they tend to vote republican.
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Sam, my recommendation would be that it sounds like an EA-6B at full thrust. Easily the nastiest shriek I have ever heard from anything the Navy lands on carriers.

Or you could go with it sounded like papa willie after a Golden Corral run.
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Glad to hear Sam...was weirdness here as well, reminded me of feeder bands from a depression/trop-storm.
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Sudden Sam wrote:Sorry about the bike, smackaholic. I guess I get to keep it for the time being.
g0ddammit!!!!! I just can't catch a fukkin' break. :x

I really need to get off my ass and get the FJ roadworthy I suppose.

Sam, you really need to take this brief reprieve to get your shit together and publish a last will and testament here, before that next twister comes a knockin'.
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Sitting here listening to the news on the radio and they are interviewing some twister victim.

Care to guess what she said it sounded like?
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smackaholic wrote:twister victim
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Always a good reset.

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mvscal wrote:

Always a good reset.

:lol:
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