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Checking Out

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:38 pm
by Mikey
Not me - but white males in ever increasing numbers.

(Sorry, Marty, to get your hopes up and then dash them to the ground all in one sentence)

I know this is not a pleasant subject but I feel that it needs to be discussed openly.

The rope and shower curtain method has almost doubled in popularity since 1999, but it still lags significantly behind "firearms." Though the rope is presumably a lot less messy I'm thinking that a well placed .44 would be quicker and less painful.

Any thoughts on this?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national ... rc=nl_draw
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Re: Checking Out

Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2016 5:44 pm
by R-Jack
The average life expectancy for white males and females took a slight step back too. Wags will be here soon to find a way to blame culture wars and LBGTs for it.

Re: Checking Out

Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2016 11:02 am
by smackaholic
Mikey wrote:Not me - but white males in ever increasing numbers.

(Sorry, Marty, to get your hopes up and then dash them to the ground all in one sentence)

I know this is not a pleasant subject but I feel that it needs to be discussed openly.

The rope and shower curtain method has almost doubled in popularity since 1999, but it still lags significantly behind "firearms." Though the rope is presumably a lot less messy I'm thinking that a well placed .44 would be quicker and less painful.

Any thoughts on this?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national ... rc=nl_draw
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If I ever do feel the need to shed this mortal coil prematurely, it sure the fukk won't be any form of suffocation. Sounds like a rather shitty way to go. Actually, I guess CO poisoning is technically suffocation and that doesn't seem so bad. Put me down for high speed lead poisoning, I guess.