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Hello

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 1:05 pm
by poptart
Is this what it's come to?

I opened up the Cul de Lack the other day and looked at a few threads.
Each thread ended up snaking into political talk.

The tired old dozen of you ping ponging poli takes back and forth with the same predictable L/R bias that you've been stuck in for 15+ years.
"Im right!"
"No, I'm right!"
No, you're not. You're an idiot!"

Everyone already knows what you think anyway -- before you type a single letter.

Seldom an original or truly enlightening thought.
Just L/R bias which -----> really sucks ass.


Most of you should take up a new hobby.
This is not serving you well.

You are not offering people anything to help them here.
And people really need help.

You are feeding your own neurosis.
Day after day, week after week, decade after decade...
The same filthy, stagnant mud.

Find something to do.


And look at how old you are.
Most of you are AARP now.
You're going to be like Shrubber.
Do you want to die this way?

Your last weeks (or even hours) spent on T1B, telling the same knucklehead you've been yelling at for over a decade that he is once again -----> completely dumb.

This is a sad ending for your life.


Don't misunderstand my appearance here.
I'm not back.

This is like when Larry King shows up on CNN once a year, like on New Year's Eve or something.
He rolls in, gives some commentary, puts things in perspective, and then rolls back OUT.

Because he's Larry King.


It's interesting when you've not looked at the board for a very long time, and then you look at it again.
You can see it in a different light.

I can predict what each of the 12 of you will say in each thread.
I know what neurosis has captured you.
I know the demons which keep you awake at night.
The anxieties you suffer with.

I hope you take this opportunity to evaluate yourself, and what is left of your life.


Oh, and greetings to my friends here.
You know who you are.

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 1:46 pm
by Goober McTuber
Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 2:16 pm
by Carson
You're gonna need a bigger popcorn bucket...

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 3:44 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Good blast, poptard. Stick around, pal.

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 3:56 pm
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.
Yeah, right. :meds:

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 17, 2016 5:05 pm
by Goober McTuber
smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.
Yeah, right. :meds:
I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 2:11 am
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote:Hi, pops. I got nothing but love. Cause love makes the world go around.
Yeah, right. :meds:
I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.
I got it. You apparently didn't get my getting it. Moron.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 11:59 am
by Screw_Michigan
Goober McTuber wrote: I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.
Nice IKYABWAI, moron.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 12:55 pm
by Carson
Are you really a journalist?

Good grief.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 1:03 pm
by Screw_Michigan
Carson wrote:Are you really a journalist?

Good grief.
Just got up.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 1:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Screw_Michigan wrote:
Goober McTuber wrote: I didn't figure you'd get it. Moron.
Nice IKYABWAI, moron.
WTF?

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 3:22 pm
by Go Coogs'
Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 3:49 pm
by Goober McTuber
pops is almost never right. This is all for shits and giggles. But apparently it didn't work that way for poptart. So he bailed.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 4:07 pm
by Mikey
I thought maybe he fell off the edge.

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Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 5:02 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Go Coogs' wrote:Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.
Yeah, the guy who got upset and took his ball back to .net...twice...has really got the proper perspective on this message board stuff. That's whose lead we should all be following. :lol:

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 9:43 pm
by Go Coogs'
MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
Go Coogs' wrote:Pops is right. Y'all are all angry and bitter. Go outside and enjoy your day.
Yeah, the guy who got upset and took his ball back to .net...twice...has really got the proper perspective on this message board stuff. That's whose lead we should all be following. :lol:
Just because he's a hypocrite doesn't make him wrong.

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 18, 2016 10:50 pm
by LTS TRN 2
As usual, pop fart is dead wrong. Sure, there's a tedious factor of entrenched right-wing cowards hunkering down in their simplistic talking points, but in fact the issues and actual elections are important and interesting, if astonishing and even embarrassing. But what's seriously boring and repetitive, as well as brain dead and really offensive, is the ever flowing Christer gibberish coming from him as well as professional frauds like this loony bitch..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAvkI3MiSiw

Re: Hello

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 12:29 am
by poptart
Sudden Sam wrote:Hope all is well with you and your loved ones, pop.
Thanks, Sam.
Likewise to you.


And hello, SM, Roach, Rumps, Mikey, Goober, others...

I saw what you did there, Goobs.
Yes.

Oh such a clever one, you are!

Re: Hello

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:01 am
by The Big Pickle
poptart wrote:
I opened up the Cul de Lack the other day and looked at a few threads.
Each thread ended up snaking into political talk.
Not my threads!!!! :grin:

Re: Hello

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:26 am
by Jay in Phoenix
Goober McTuber wrote:pops is almost never right. This is all for shits and giggles. But apparently it didn't work that way for poptart. So he bailed.
Yep. Goober and MGO are both right. I have no animosity for pops, he's a good enough guy, just whacked in the noggin on certain things. But ultimately he doesn't get it and his message is tainted by his misunderstanding...lots of things.

Good to see ya' pops but why even bother starting this thread.

Re: Hello

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:25 am
by Go Coogs'
Hold the phone, Jay. Are you saying everyone here is just trolling and playing the role of message board asshole in the political threads for shits and giggles? These crotchety old jackasses are pissed and they all think they know what's best to make America great again.

Again, poptart, is a crazy old coot. But he's right about every one of you losers during an election year. Y'all are completely consumed by the media's creation of the news and their propaganda.

Quit white knuckling over something you have little to no control over.

Re: Hello

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 6:32 am
by poptart
Jay wrote:Good to see ya' pops but why even bother starting this thread.
Hi Jay.


1. To say hello.
2. To give a perspective.
3. To toss out some banter.
4. To bring to remembrance the Word which was declared.


The path of Shrubber is the path of all.

Have fun, run your daily smack, but understand where the bread is buttered.
Take the Truth.


John 5:24
Hebrews 9:27

Re: Hello

Posted: Fri May 20, 2016 4:26 pm
by orcinus
5. To finally return those fucking library books

Re: Hello

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 1:55 am
by poptart
Hi orc!

Library book controversy -----> is over.

Re: Hello

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:19 am
by BSmack
poptart wrote:The path of Shrubber is the path of all.
We're all going to be addicted painkillers?

Re: Hello

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 2:31 am
by Left Seater
BSmack wrote:
We're all going to be addicted painkillers?
How does one become a painkiller? Much less an addicted one.

Maybe drink to many of these?

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Re: Hello

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 7:53 pm
by Jay in Phoenix
Go Coogs' wrote:Hold the phone, Jay. Are you saying everyone here is just trolling and playing the role of message board asshole in the political threads for shits and giggles? These crotchety old jackasses are pissed and they all think they know what's best to make America great again.

Again, poptart, is a crazy old coot. But he's right about every one of you losers during an election year. Y'all are completely consumed by the media's creation of the news and their propaganda.

Quit white knuckling over something you have little to no control over.
Where and when was I mentioning politics Rumps? I was talking about pops behavior and quitting and general flat earth whack-o-babble. Do your research and figure things out before you wad your panties...again.

Re: Hello

Posted: Sat May 21, 2016 9:34 pm
by Shlomart Ben Yisrael
Left Seater wrote: How does one become a painkiller?

Re: Hello

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 10:10 am
by poptart
Ezekiel 37:1-14 -----> John 5:24

Re: Hello

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 1:27 pm
by BSmack
poptart wrote:Ezekiel 37:1-14 -----> John 5:24
Omaha!

Re: Hello

Posted: Mon May 23, 2016 2:11 pm
by Goober McTuber
Roach wrote:
poptart wrote:Ezekiel 37:1-14
Not to blaspheme the bible, but

Isn't that like Goober and 'Spray taking their viagra?

“Son of man, can these bones live?”


Have a nice day.
Aren't you older than me?

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 3:54 am
by poptart
Roach wrote:
poptart wrote:Ezekiel 37:1-14
Not to blaspheme the bible, but

Isn't that like Goober and 'Spray taking their viagra?

“Son of man, can these bones live?”


Have a nice day.
haha!

Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 12:41 pm
by Goober McTuber
poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.
Give me 5 minutes with your mom, and there shall be an erection resurrection.

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 1:04 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age. :shock:

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 1:29 pm
by poptart
Diego wrote:Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.
Abraham was 100 when he fathered Isaac.

- Genesis 21:5


:wink:





Thanks much for the vote of confidence, Sam, but what normally follows such is -----> "YOU'RE FIRED!!"

M I Write?

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 1:47 pm
by BSmack
poptart wrote:
Diego wrote:Anthony Quinn fathered a child at Wolftard's age.
Abraham was 100 when he fathered Isaac.
Sure he was.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 2:37 pm
by Mikey
poptart wrote:
M I Write?

Re: Hello

Posted: Tue May 24, 2016 6:06 pm
by Felix
poptart wrote:
I don't give a flying fuck what any of you say, a tart and orc sighting is always a good thing....
hey pops hey orc.....

Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 2:36 am
by poptart
Hi Felix.

Yes, just like the good old days.

Now where's KALEY?





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Re: Hello

Posted: Wed May 25, 2016 11:40 am
by smackaholic
Goober McTuber wrote:
poptart wrote:Yes, well...

I am here to report that if not by the power of the Lord, there will be no hope for Goober's dry bone.
Give me 5 minutes with your mom grandmother, and there shall be an erection resurrection.
ftfy, old boy. His mom is kind of young for you.