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"LSU’s live tiger mascot..."

What is wrong with you people?

What Marty said. It's a freakin' tiger. Put it down and get another one.

smackaholic wrote:What Marty said. It's a freakin' tiger. Put it down and get another one.

No, slapnuts...

...what I'm saying is, this majestic carnivore should be left in the wild...eating Indian villagers and inspiring Rudyard Kipling stories...not dragged out in a cage at the sidelines of some football game...so fat slobs can chant "Go Stripes! Go Stripes!"...
...or whatever fucking name they pick from holding a contest for sixth-graders or whatever...fuck you...seriously...

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

smackaholic wrote:What Marty said. It's a freakin' tiger. Put it down and get another one.

No, slapnuts...

...what I'm saying is, this majestic carnivore should be left in the wild...eating Indian villagers and inspiring Rudyard Kipling stories...not dragged out in a cage at the sidelines of some football game...so fat slobs can chant "Go Stripes! Go Stripes!"...
...or whatever fucking name they pick from holding a contest for sixth-graders or whatever...fuck you...seriously...

There's plenty of them for important stuff like keeping Indian village populations in check and mauling gay vegas magicians and still have some left over to play mascot. My problem is with the hundreds of thousands of dollars spent to keep this one servicable. That is money that could have gone to football team recruiting department hookers or other vital functions of a BTPCF program.

#Tiger lives matter...and Gorilla's.

I got ripped off!

Sincerely,
Bevo

Bucmonkey wrote:#Tiger lives matter...and Gorilla's.

A cage match with #Harambe would have been memorable.

smackaholic wrote:

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:

smackaholic wrote:What Marty said. It's a freakin' tiger. Put it down and get another one.

No, slapnuts...

...what I'm saying is, this majestic carnivore should be left in the wild...eating Indian villagers and inspiring Rudyard Kipling stories...not dragged out in a cage at the sidelines of some football game...so fat slobs can chant "Go Stripes! Go Stripes!"...
...or whatever fucking name they pick from holding a contest for sixth-graders or whatever...fuck you...seriously...

There's plenty of them for important stuff like keeping Indian village populations in check and mauling gay vegas magicians and still have some left over to play mascot. My problem is with the hundreds of thousands of dollars spent to keep this one servicable. That is money that could have gone to football team recruiting department hookers or other vital functions of a BTPCF program.

Okay....that makes more sense. I can get with that.

LSU, a university with crumbling academic infrastructure and catastrophic budget issues is spending money to care and feed a freaking tiger. Brilliant.

He's going to live 1-2 years with treatment? Stupidity.

And, the poor boy doesn't belong at a football game.

^^^^

trev wrote:And, the poor boy doesn't belong at a football game.

He belongs in a stadium, but with a bunch of Christians.

BSmack wrote:LSU, a university with crumbling academic infrastructure...

This implies there was something to crumble.

smackaholic wrote:

BSmack wrote:LSU, a university with crumbling academic infrastructure...

This implies there was something to crumble.

~zing~

smackaholic wrote:

BSmack wrote:LSU, a university with crumbling academic infrastructure...

This implies there was something to crumble.

LSU has academic buildings. They've just been Smackaholic about upkeep.

For example...

https://bobmannblog.com/2016/01/18/the- ... -building/