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Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:55 pm
by Mikey
We're going to build a wall and make Alabama pay for it.
You'll see. It will be a beautiful wall.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:31 pm
by Goober McTuber
Sudden Sam wrote:Shockingly, in 2013, four times the amount of people were sold as slaves in America than the year before the Civil War.
And it's still apparently concentrated in the South? Could be time to burn down Atlanta again.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:37 pm
by smackaholic
If the wall includes Mississippi, I'll contribute a few bucks.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:56 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Mikey wrote:We're going to build a wall and make Alabama pay for it.
You'll see. It will be a beautiful wall.
It's time to make Alabama great
again for the first time in history.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:00 pm
by Goober McTuber
SEX! SEX! SEX!
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:03 pm
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
The south "leads" the country in virtually every undesirable statistic. I'd say we just hand the whole region over to Cuba, but those folks have been through enough already.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 6:55 pm
by Wolfman
I thought Cleveland was numero uno.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2016 7:55 pm
by BSmack
Wolfman wrote:I thought Cleveland was numero uno.
That's for strip clubs.
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:36 am
by MgoBlue-LightSpecial
Not really. Now, that first round loss to Middle Tennessee on the other hand... :brad: .
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:57 am
by Mikey
Papa Willie wrote:MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:The south "leads" the country in virtually every undesirable statistic. I'd say we just hand the whole region over to Cuba, but those folks have been through enough already.
Nothing would suit me more than to break the South away from the rest of the country again. All the libs would move up north, and we'd be happy.
And we could stop subsidizing your profligate lifestyle.
https://wallethub.com/edu/states-most-l ... ment/2700/
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:08 pm
by BSmack
I wonder how many box seats the DA got for this favor.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/da-de ... ll-players
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2016 2:41 pm
by Diego in Seattle
What could go wrong with slapping the wrists of college football players?
Sincerely,
Jeremy Stevens
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 12:08 am
by BSmack
Sudden Sam wrote:
I seriously doubt LSU would be giving box seats to a DA who releases Alabama players from charges.
You'd think DAs down there would be doing everything they can to prevent a 7th straight loss to the Tide.
Well this lady is quite unhappy.
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/lsu-fo ... s-charges/
Re: Alabama is NUMBER ONE!
Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 7:28 am
by Dinsdale
I swear I read this same article a year or so ago, only substitute "Alabama" for "Oregon," and "I20" for "I5." Just about word for word.
I wonder if they just have generic articles that they send out, with shit like "_______ leads the country in ______. Interstate __ has the most traffic in _____, and authorities have deemed it a crisis."
Like some mad-libs shit.
Seems like what modern "journalism" has become.