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I keep getting PM's from Alan, likely intended for Stanley P.


For instance, I found this in the inbox this morning:


"Dear Stan, I LOVE the birthday present! It's such a close shave...and MUCH more!!!"
Love, Alan

TROTS!

Perferrably Canadian trots.

There was another PM yesterday that said:

"Next time, It'll be ribbed for your pleasure! XOXOXOXO!!!"


:?

What the hell does that even mean? Is that some sort of slang?

It means "TROTS" Canadian midget!

Why so grumpy? Did Alan put his red socks in with your whites again?

Holy crap. You're right, Marty. How long has this been happening?

Yo Stanizzle! U suckeded muh dikk real gud. I wood lik to axe u to stop textin me, tho, bruh.

Yeah, I'm having the same problem in my inbox.

Hey, Stan.

Thanks for dropping by the club the other day and showing me how to really enjoy a nice steam. It's been a rough go of it after ucant dropped his membership and you really eased the pain with your devices (although all black). Thanks again, guy.

Scott

Oh my god, this must be like a virus. I'm blaming LTS, cause this was in my inbox.

Stanley Poo, howz trikz? Got the 9/11 plane shaped replica dildo and just LOVED IT!!!

Oh great...here's another one:

Sorry for lying about that "just the tip" promise. I hope the stitches heal soon, Stanley.

Yours deeply, Motumbo K'wankasha

Alan wrote:

I'm sorry you had to learn this here, Alan.
I guess that voicemail you snooped in on asking Stan if he wanted another "African clarinet" lesson from T'kevashawn should have been the giveaway...

Just great, this thing is getting out of control...

Hey Pikkle, gotta tell you man, thanks for the bucket full of black cocks. Where did you find so many??? I simply don't have enough orifices to fit them all, but dammit I'm gonna try!

Yours truly, Tiny Lawyer

Just got off the phone with my boy, Alan and he is NOT amused.

Your "boy" not only looks amused, but positively giddy. Nice flower in his lap. Very sweet.

Is that for your "inbox" Stanley?

I keep getting Go Coogs's messages. Every day, a new 7000 word grocery list.