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Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:50 pm
by The Big Pickle


What is it? :shock:

I'm afraid to sleep in the dark tonight! :shock:

What if it's hiding under my bed!!! :shock:

TFT!!!!!! HEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Re: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 8:57 pm
by Mikey
God and gØƢ you are pathetic.
How did you ever live this long?

Re: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2016 9:31 pm
by R-Jack
You're upset that she doesn't have a dick for you to throttle into your shithole. Be honest.

Re: Can Somebody Please Identify this Creature!

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2016 11:13 pm
by Rooster
In all seriousness, I've wondered who Allstate was pitching this commercial to? I can't imagine that the female BLM demographic is large or wealthy enough to earn their own separate commercial spot. I ran across a website that was saying some stuff about how the woman, Leslie Jones, was defying all sorts of conventions in this ad to the empowerment of balck women everywhere, but it sure seemed like the author was digging pretty deep to justify her comments.

http://rollingout.com/2016/06/29/leslie ... ommercial/

All the article lacked was a couple of snaps of her fingers and that circular head movement balck women all seem born to be able to do.