T1B

Okay, it's time for the FIRST Ever "Queen of T1B". Submit a picture of the Female that you think should be our Queen and then we will narrow down the the HOTTEST group of contestants and Vote on the winner. Hopefully this will be a HUGE success and we can hold elections every year!!!



Sarah Palin



Maria Sharapova



Trump Girl #1



An old GF from California


SUBMIT ENTRIES NOW!

And remember............

The Big Pickle wrote:

An old GF from California

It's time to use the ignore option for the first time.

Queen of T1B:

Goober McTuber wrote:Queen of T1B:

Yeah, I was afraid this would happen. I said "FEMALES"

And now I am forced into this situation that I wanted to avoid. Everyone that has been on the boards since the beginning remembers Blondie, Sexy Lexie, Rebel Girl, Monen etc..etc..etc... Which leads me to my point that I didn't want to include Monen because she would win in a landslide. Sadly, I concede unless you can provide otherwise.



It doesn't have to be a poster from here, it can be any FEMALE!

SUBMIT ENTRIES OR BE A WINE DRINKING FAGGOT!

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:

The Big Pickle wrote:

An old GF from California

What's so funny?



Here is picture of us shooting just off the freeway in the SGV...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!

The Big Pickle wrote:

Here is picture of us shooting just off the freeway in the SGV...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!

Probably at gunpoint.

Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.

Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.

Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!

Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

This is how you win over a girl on valentines day. Fragle Rock Fragle Pickle!

Goober McTuber wrote:

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.

Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!

Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

Where is that? In Wisconsin???

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

Where is that? In Wisconsin???

You claim to be from Madison. The Concourse Hotel dates back to the 1970's at least. Moron.

Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

I mean...yes. Wherever it is...come and see me tonight! :)

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

I mean...yes. Wherever it is...come and see me tonight! :)

So what hotel bar do you work at?

Goober McTuber wrote:

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
Probably at gunpoint.

Just post a picture and shut your whiskey piehole!

Are you working at the Concourse Hotel tonight?

If the concierge service offers a complimentary glory hole, I'd say yes.

Goober McTuber wrote:
So what hotel bar do you work at?

This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:
So what hotel bar do you work at?

This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)

If I was going to look for her, I'd probably start at pornhub.com.

The Big Pickle wrote:...moments before I gave her the BIG PICKLE!

Is that the name you use for your strap-on?
Did you help her put it on, or was she able to manage the velcro tabs herself?

The Big Pickle wrote:

Goober McTuber wrote:Queen of T1B:

Yeah, I was afraid this would happen. I said "FEMALES"

This is Pikkkle's true queen is:

The Big Pickle wrote:

This one...this is my current girlfriend.

No, no, no it isn't.

Pickle, your girlfriend is cute. Is she a bar server also? Does she have a trust fund?

Pitchskkkel--the top photo isn't Sarah Pailin, you moron.

trev wrote:Pickle, your girlfriend is cute. Is she a bar server also? Does she have a trust fund?

Thank you Trev for taking the time out of your busy schedule to actually be nice and ask a legitimate question.

My current girlfriend is from Russia and they have a different education system over there. For example, my current GF, as shown, has a masters degree in chemical engineering. That being said, the UW-Madison would NOT take any credits from her Russian schooling. In defense, I asked her about NACL and she didn't know what I was talking about.

A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html

Pikkkle, we should totally go out on a double date some time!

Sin,

Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html

+1 for MS.

Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

FTFY.

trev wrote:Pickle, your girlfriend is cute.

Oh, trev. Dearest trev. Your naivety is as maddening as it is alluring. What am I going to do with you?

Carson wrote:

Moving Sale wrote:A girl that cares about poor people is dating pikkle? Highly unlikely.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... ers-6.html

+1 for MS.

2nd.

Oh dear.

This thread just became an instant classic.

But I do think Stanley Te'o's "girlfriend" should be the Official Queen of T1B.

MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote: Oh, trev. Dearest trev. Your naivety is as maddening as it is alluring. What am I going to do with you?

Explains her voting record.

Surprised he didn't just use a photo of Wendy_Lou_Who.

I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

A room temp IQ is as good as any.

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

When I said "girlfriend" I meant "she is a girl and she was my friend".

The Big Pickle wrote:

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

When I said "girlfriend" I meant "she is a girl and she was my friend".

The Big Pickle wrote:This one...this is my current girlfriend. Find her and you find me. :)

Sure you did....

trev wrote:I'm sure Pickle has a valid explanation.

http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/b ... rs-21.html

PROOF - SHE LOVES ME! She Really Loves Me!!!!

The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF

...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer.

R-Jack wrote:

The Big Pickle wrote:
PROOF

...that you are trolling as a chick on reality TV message boards? What a fucking queer.

BWAHAHAHA!!!!