Pre-Fight Press Conference Obama tries to look tough but is clearly paper tiger
Putin, while short in stature very large in toughness!
Who will Win?
Early $$$$ on Putin
Vegas has 5/2 oods on Putin to win in TKO
Round 1
Ding!
Round 1 goes to Putin
The fighters return to their corners....Who will WIN ROUND 2????
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:17 pm
by The Big Pickle
Russia Invades UKRAINE while Obama dances on the ropes
Round 2 - PUTIN
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:22 pm
by The Big Pickle
Putin takes Crimea without even firing a shot. Obama just stands there like a dope on a rope.
Round 3 goes to PUTIN!
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 6:32 pm
by The Big Pickle
Looks like Putin about to go Rocky Marciano on Obama
Round 4 begins after this word from our sponsors
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:43 pm
by The Big Pickle
ROUND 4 This isn't a joke this is real happening right NOW!
It's really fucking happening. CQ for A co 2/508 here. We are on green ramp and headed to Latvia. We have drawn live ammo. I say again, live ammo. We do not draw ammo for scheduled or unscheduled alerts unless it's really fucking happening.
The rest of battalion and then brigade will get Lariet Advance notifs shortly
Round 4 goes to Obama!
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 12:11 pm
by BSmack
The Big Pickle wrote:
Looks like Putin about to go Rocky Marciano on Obama
You mean retire after fighting a bunch of has beens and never beens?
Possibly referring to the Marciano that fought Ezzard Charles, a tough son of a bitch in his own right, on 6/54 and again on 9/54? The one time Rocky's nose was split open like a walnut and KO'ed Charles before they stopped the fight.
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 3:26 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Thu Sep 08, 2016 5:08 pm
by The Big Pickle
Obama tells audience in Laos that Americans are "LAZY" not once....but Twice!!!
Was he punch drunk? Was he over confident from Round 4?
Round 5 goes to PUTIN
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:11 am
by Moving Sale
Yes pikkkle we get it, you love midgets, which is very creepy.
Re: New Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 4:01 am
by The Big Pickle
Putin has been knocking the fukkk out of Obama in Round 6.... the darkie is staggering all over the ring and actually takes a knee to catch his breath. The ref tells Obama to start fighting again or quit. Obama gibbered something in Kenyan "oo la boola balanka" and then something about not leaving the White House if Trump wins.
It's almost over folks....Obama is delirious
Round 6 - PUTIN
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 12:16 pm
by BSmack
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:50 pm
by The Big Pickle
The bell rings for round 7 to begin and obongo was still sitting in his corner. The ref asks if he is okay to continue and Obongo in very quiet voice mutters "Si....ja....oui.....I mean YES!"
PUTIN YELLS "NYET!"
Putin raising his voice and expressing his Alpha male superiority makes Obama piss his pants and cry like a little girl.
Another round goes to PUTIN. So far the judges have Putin winning 6 rounds Obongo 1
Can Obama recover or is it all over for the Kenyan born pot smoking affirmative action harvard law professor??
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 2:59 pm
by Wolfman
Is this scheduled for 10, 12, or 15 rounds?
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 3:02 pm
by The Big Pickle
Wolfman wrote:Is this scheduled for 10, 12, or 15 rounds?
15 Rounds unless Putin wins in a TKO..... Obama is looking pretty weak I don't think he can withstand the Russian Bear much longer.
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:11 pm
by Diego in Seattle
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 5:34 pm
by The Big Pickle
Oh touche! It can't get any worse than this......Putin brings up the birther thing!
Obongo is going down I tell you...I don't think he can survive this round!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 8:35 pm
by The Big Pickle
In a dramatic change of fortune, obongo pulls himself off the mat....blood drooling out of his mongrel mouth.....he raises up and declares that Trump will NOT be allowed on the ballot in Minnesota thus guaranteeing those electoral votes go to Hitlery. Can he come back from the dead? Can he somehow get an eagle on a par 4?
Round 9 goes to the Half Kenyan who was born by the father of a Colony hating finance minister from afreeka and a mudsharking whore from Kansas!
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2016 9:35 pm
by Moving Sale
Mmmmmmm midget cock.
Sin,
Pikkkle
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 11:51 am
by The Big Pickle
Well folks.....it's all over but the libtard crying. Putin was just too much for the smooth talking halfrican. Sure Obama could dance up to a podium and read a teleprompter but he couldn't dance in the ring or read a left hook.
Some say the Putin victory in the ring was a metaphor of the future. It was a glimpse of the upcoming Crusades II where Goodness triumphs over Evil and the Moooslim invaders are driven back to their prehistoric caves.
Forget Batman and Robin....the new Dynamic Duo!!!!!
Russia and America....live together in perfect harmony
Sing it baby! Sing it!
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 6:39 pm
by Moving Sale
1987- General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization, come here to this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!
Sin,
RR
2016-Mr. Putin, can I please suck your cock!
Sin,
Drumph
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 7:15 pm
by The Big Pickle
10 rounds of scoreboard Pickle!
Nobody can despute....Pickle Scoreboard!
I win
You all lose!
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:18 pm
by Moving Sale
Its like posting to a racist zombie.
Re: The Thrilla in Manilla version 2016
Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2016 9:26 pm
by The Big Pickle
Moving Sale wrote:Its like posting to a racist zombie.