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I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:36 pm
by Killian
Anything and everything anyone has said about this midget cocksucker is right. Screwy, I apologize. Everything you ever said about Brian Kelly and Notre Dame is correct. Fuck him. I hope he dies in a fucking grease fire and they mistakenly throw water on him.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 11:41 pm
by Dinsdale
Is Harbaugh Catholic?

When you base your program on bigotry, you take your chances.

Fuck the Fighting Religious Sect.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:26 am
by Mikey
Are you kidding?
Harbaugh is owned by Satan. Went down to the crossroads and sold his soul for a satellite camp.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 12:52 am
by Screw_Michigan
Killian wrote:Anything and everything anyone has said about this midget cocksucker is right. Screwy, I apologize. Everything you ever said about Brian Kelly and Notre Dame is correct. Fuck him. I hope he dies in a fucking grease fire and they mistakenly throw water on him.
Everyone wakes up eventually.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 5:18 pm
by King Crimson
i thought Kelly saying that it wasn't "at all coaching" post-game is pretty bush-league. i didn't see the game but you can't just throw the players under the bus completely. that's weak...

Gary Barnett used to do that sometimes. I sorta liked Gary....but there's no need for that. my opinion of Kelly is much less today.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:05 pm
by BSmack
Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 6:36 pm
by Shoalzie
Well, at least they had the sense to fire that angry Little League dad they had for a d-coor.

Hands off Harbs...he's got as many national titles as Kelly.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 7:38 pm
by Left Seater
BSmack wrote:Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
Yeah but his manslaughter skills are much higher.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 6:05 am
by Carson
Lester Miles is now available.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 12:30 pm
by Goober McTuber
BSmack wrote:Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
And lesser offensive play-calling skills. No comparison.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2016 2:02 pm
by BSmack
Goober McTuber wrote:
BSmack wrote:Kelly is Bobby Petrino with weaker recruiting skills.
And lesser offensive play-calling skills. No comparison.
The comparison comes from his willingness to leave his players. Remember when he refused to coach a BCS game with Cincinnati because he wanted to recruit for his new job rather than follow through on his old job? Total Petrino move.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:34 pm
by Dinsdale
BSmack wrote:Remember when he refused to coach a BCS game with Cincinnati because he wanted to recruit for his new job rather than follow through on his old job?

Care to remind me the last time a coach who had accepted a job elsewhere after the regular season ended stuck around to coach the bowl? Or a coordinator?

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2016 4:35 pm
by Dinsdale
schmick wrote:Isnt that how one becomes a Domer, by beating off a father?

And that will RACK like a mofo!

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 5:32 am
by Carson
Dinsdale wrote:
BSmack wrote:Remember when he refused to coach a BCS game with Cincinnati because he wanted to recruit for his new job rather than follow through on his old job?

Care to remind me the last time a coach who had accepted a job elsewhere after the regular season ended stuck around to coach the bowl? Or a coordinator?
Kirby Smart, last year.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 12:19 pm
by Screw_Michigan
schmick wrote:Isnt that how one becomes a Domer, by beating off a father?
Well, not by beating off your own father.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:08 pm
by Laxplayer
Unfortunately schmick is correct in his own morbid thinking, however Ive NEVEr liked Brian Kelley. I think I told Killian and many other friends and they all said...Oh no, you're wrong, he won at Grand Valley State, he won at Cincy......I said, I didn't care that he won at some small shit ass school like GVSU. He constantly throws his players under the bus, his treatment of players is crappy, he's totally underachieved, they can't ever have a good defense even though they have talent. He needs to go. Van Gorder was a dumpster fire but I'm not sure the new guy will be any better. Scheme wise they blow. only one sack in 4 games....really?
I say, fire him right now and get Les Miles in there, or call Chris Peterson and ask him how much he wants then increase it by a million.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2016 6:25 pm
by Mikey
Laxplayer wrote: call Chris Peterson and ask him how much he wants then increase it by a million.
Hopefully before this Friday.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 3:07 pm
by Carson
Miles to Longhorn Land makes all the sense in the world.

He even eats grass like Bevo.

Re: I'd beat off my dad to get a coach like Harbaugh to ND

Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2016 4:52 am
by Left Seater
Most Longhorn fans want the Cougar High coach and they will list all the reasons he will want the job, including how he was a grad assistant there.